Wet carpet goona' rot ?

[TANGOMAN]

I'm glad I bring enjoyment to your life Alan. That's what it's all about ! I don't wanna' be a "Mr. Bean" though... How about Benny Hill ? There's always lot's of scantily clad honeys running around...
I'm soon going to write a book. I'm just in the process of gathering material...
Ya' didn't offer an opinion on what to do with the damp carpet AJ ! Whaddaya' afraid if ya' say move it you'll be recruited to go steal plastic garbage cans in the middle of the night or worse yet, have to come help move the tank while the wife stands in the hallway casting evil spells upon us...