Things you have found out the hard way - aquarium related

[Ruth]

Maroon clowns can and do bite! This is especially dangerous when you are standing on a chair with a metal fondue fork poised to finally jab the dreaded black crab that has been evading you for months despite your far superiour intelligence and craftiness. It can cause you to pull your arm - fork and all out of the tank surprisingly quickly and take a giant step into.............midair. There is a reason that hardwood floors are called that - they are hard!