Coral Ninja's Apply within!

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Do you have the mad skills to be considered a Coral Ninja?

Can you fend off even the most avid hobbiest with secret moves and ninja weaponry?

Here are just a few of the mad Coral Ninja skills that you must have mastered if you hope to get some of these amazing pieces pictured below.

1) The track stopper.
The skilled Coral ninja should be able to sneak up behind the most alert and knowledgeable coral enthusiast, glue the enthusiasts shoes to the ground and stop them in their tracks before the coral enthusiast is able to score an amazing blasto like the one pictured below.
Your ninja like reflexes must then simultaneously grab the blasto from the tank, bag it and swipe your visa card at the cash in under 1.5 second.
Should your Coral Ninja skills not be sufficient to complete this task in the time required you most certainly will fail as the coral enthusiast will remove his shoes and tackle you for this awesome piece.

The track stopper is a crucial part of the Coral Ninjas "stun" techniques.






2) The Chuck Coralis (Novice level)
The novice Coral Ninja should be able to pull off the Chuck Coralis.
This is simple move where the Coral Ninja round house kicks the coral enthusiast for his prized coral. Most appropriately applied when the Coral Ninja enters a LFS and finds someone else has already bagged up "their" coral from the tank. Best employed as an interception between the tank and the cash register for pieces like these:








3) The Chuck Coralis (Expert level)
Only the master Coral Ninja can pull this one off.
Coral Ninja just stares the enthusiast down until the enthusiast give them their coral.
No words may be spoke.
Should result in acquisition of sps like this:








4) The LED Flash Bang
Simple yet effective move for even the most seasoned Coral Ninja.

While the Coral Ninja is attempting to blend in with the coral enthusiasts, he notices that a coral enthusiast has spotted "their" piece de resistance coral and is moving in for the buy.
The LED Flash Bang is executed by flipping up the stores bank of Radion while shielding their own eyes, there by temporarily blinding the coral enthusiast and disorientating them while he grabs the coral and makes a dash for the register.

Caution must be executed in this manoeuvre though!
Another Coral Ninja may be lurking behind you and may employ The Track Stopper on you.

Use extreme caution when you reach the cash register!
The expert Coral Ninja often lurks here, lightening his wallet to increase his Ninja like reflexes and mobility. Should you use the LED Flash Bang and encounter a expert Coral Ninja at the register they may Chuck Coralis you and stare you into submission. Try to resist the urge to buy the coral for them and place it into their tank for them too. Possible alternate solutions may include relinquishing a frag of your new prized piece to the expert Coral Ninja.

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And here are a few coral pics for the aspiring Coral Ninjas

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Attention Novice Coral Ninjas, use caution so as not to confuse these fungia with your throwing stars!

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Under no circumstance should these sticks be used for battle again other Coral Ninja.
Instead the Coral Ninja should step back, centre their chi and trade stick with fellow Coral Ninjas. Caution should of course be used when trading.
When you go for a fix, dip your stix!

[thmh]

I want to be a coral ninja!!

[BlueTang<3]

Wow

Shut up and take my money lol


Nice stuff as always Pat