How do you stop going to the LFS?

[globaldesigns]

Originally Posted by DiverDude

If you really want a cheaper, less-addictive past time, try heroin.

Short of that, you can try going berzerk in the LFS in the hopes they bar you for life but most LFS owners are quite shrewd and see right though that ploy. Besides, if you're really hooked, you spend far more than it takes to rebuild the store once in a while so they keep welcoming you back !



Face it, you're screwed.

Welcome to the club.

HEHE, I got you hooked... I feel like the dealer!!!

[lorenz0]

lol hooked on rock

[Milad]

Originally Posted by Parker

My wife has some sort of radar in her head that lets her know within 45 seconds if I have spent any money.

"Sir, that will be $300.00, (swipe visa) (30 seconds later the phone rings) Hey Honey, so I was just curious what you bought at *******"

My wife and I have an allowance system for mad money. We both get X amount of dollars per month to spend on what ever we want. Corals / Fish / Crack / Liquor and Whores, whatever. If spend above my allowance the above happens, which is a good deterant!

what happens if you both want the item? such as a very nice looking whore. who pays?

[Parker]

Originally Posted by Milad

what happens if you both want the item? such as a very nice looking whore. who pays?

If we do it together is comes from the money budgeted for entertainment, not our allowance!

[chandigz]

My LFS (Crack dealer) is evil. He phones to let me know when stuff is coming in and what has arrived and holds stuff that he thinks I will want. He E-mails me order lists to see if I want to special order anything like a gem tang just above his landed price(came so close to getting one), and lets me run an account if I don't have a lot of extra cash. He thinks it's funny when he sees my number on call display he answers the phone, "whats crack-a-lacking man" or he phones and says, " you should see the crack that just came in".

Good luck

[BlueWorldAquatic]

Heh!

I actually have mentioned it to some of you, that I feel like a drug dealer sometimes.

The fun part of it all on my end? is to make the odd seasoned fishkeeper squeal when they see something they haven't before or in years.

I find it a challenge finding the hard to get stuff for some of you guys/gals, and keeping people interested.

Ken - BWA

[Madreefer]

Just stay at home and take up cannibas. Your tank will appear so much cooler after a big fattie.