How do you stop going to the LFS?

Parker · #1 06-09-2010, 06:27 PM

My wife has some sort of radar in her head that lets her know within 45 seconds if I have spent any money.

"Sir, that will be $300.00, (swipe visa) (30 seconds later the phone rings) Hey Honey, so I was just curious what you bought at *******"

My wife and I have an allowance system for mad money. We both get X amount of dollars per month to spend on what ever we want. Corals / Fish / Crack / Liquor and Whores, whatever. If spend above my allowance the above happens, which is a good deterant!

Milad · #2 06-09-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Parker

My wife has some sort of radar in her head that lets her know within 45 seconds if I have spent any money.

"Sir, that will be $300.00, (swipe visa) (30 seconds later the phone rings) Hey Honey, so I was just curious what you bought at *******"

My wife and I have an allowance system for mad money. We both get X amount of dollars per month to spend on what ever we want. Corals / Fish / Crack / Liquor and Whores, whatever. If spend above my allowance the above happens, which is a good deterant!

what happens if you both want the item? such as a very nice looking whore. who pays?

Parker · #3 06-09-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Milad

what happens if you both want the item? such as a very nice looking whore. who pays?

If we do it together is comes from the money budgeted for entertainment, not our allowance!

chandigz · #4 06-10-2010, 01:05 AM

My LFS (Crack dealer) is evil. He phones to let me know when stuff is coming in and what has arrived and holds stuff that he thinks I will want. He E-mails me order lists to see if I want to special order anything like a gem tang just above his landed price(came so close to getting one), and lets me run an account if I don't have a lot of extra cash. He thinks it's funny when he sees my number on call display he answers the phone, "whats crack-a-lacking man" or he phones and says, " you should see the crack that just came in".

Good luck

BlueWorldAquatic · #5 06-10-2010, 01:32 AM

Heh!

I actually have mentioned it to some of you, that I feel like a drug dealer sometimes.

The fun part of it all on my end? is to make the odd seasoned fishkeeper squeal when they see something they haven't before or in years.

I find it a challenge finding the hard to get stuff for some of you guys/gals, and keeping people interested.

Ken - BWA

Madreefer · #6 06-10-2010, 01:53 AM

Just stay at home and take up cannibas. Your tank will appear so much cooler after a big fattie.