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07-02-2008, 01:12 AM
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k, this one really not nice but hey, you gotta laugh at something...
A dwarf is driving along in traffic and the guy behind him hits his car accidentally. The dwarf is steaming mad, gets out of his car, walks over to the guy behind him and says "I'm not happy!!" so the other guys says "So which one are you?" 
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07-02-2008, 01:17 AM
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alright, one more...
2 French guys are sitting down for lunch and one guy says if you can guess what's in my lunch box I'll let you have it, I'll give you a hint, it starts with the letter "N" so the other guy says is it an apple, and the other guy says "no stupid! it's an orange!" 
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07-02-2008, 01:18 AM
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Wana hear a joke?My working career. HA,
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07-02-2008, 01:20 AM
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can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!
 just kidding!
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07-02-2008, 01:46 AM
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07-02-2008, 02:38 AM
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3 strings walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender looks at them and says "I'm sorry we don't serve strings in here, you have to leave. Next bar: same thing: won't serve strings. When they come to the 3rd bar, one of the strings ties up his his neck and musses his hair. Goes into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "Are you a string?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
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07-02-2008, 02:42 AM
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07-02-2008, 11:22 AM
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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