Poop!
 

Now that I have your attention.... I can't be the only one up at midnight, someone tell me a joke :)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Mwaaaaa ha ha ha.

Terrible!

My dad would appreciate that one

guess what i heard?

elephants!

A family of moles live in a mole hole. One morning Papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the breeze and says: "Mmmmm, I smell maple syrup."
Mama mole sticks her head out of the hole too and says: "Mmmmm, I smell honey." Baby mole can't get by his parents to stick his head out of the hole. He sniffs the air and says: "All I can smell is moleasses!!!."

what?! :)

2 canibals are eating a clown, one says to the other... does this taste funny to you? :lol::lol::lol:

Ha Ha Ha....