Road Trip!

[Shadetree]

Boder patrol: "what is that white grainy substance in the ziploc bag sir?"
Darren:"Live sand."
BP: As he motions quietly for backup,"What kind of sand did you say."
D:"Live. Full of BACTERIA, micro fauna, and hundreds, possibly thousands of different MICRO ORGANISIMS."
BP:With the help of four other guards,"Please step out of the truck sir.","When was the last time you were subjected to an invasive cavity search? Will you be able to reassemble your truck after we are done our inspection?"

Maybe we should just carpool from the American side of the border. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Scott

[ 06 December 2001: Message edited by: Shadetree ]