UPS SUCKS

[asylumdown]

Ooooooo, I just remembered my favorite UPS story!

Live shipment. Scheduled the day so I could be home to receive. Sat at my dining room table, looking out the window on my front porch all day, checking the tracking info.

4pm, switches to "no one home for delivery attempt" or however they phrase it.

The driver literally couldn't be bothered to get to my house, so he lied.

My roommate signed for it the next day: I wanted to scream.