do you believe in zombies???? (now with christmas cheer)

[reefwars]

Originally Posted by nlreefguy

So is it just the cone they don't like? Or does there have to be ice cream in it? Because I tell ya, I slept with ice cream in it last night and I think I'll just put up with the zombies if I have to do that again! (also, I just ended up eating all the ice cream in my sleep) Can I just leave an ice cream cone on my bedroom door-knob? That would be much more convenient - then all I have to do is deal with the zombie horde outside my bedroom in the morning, no big deal...

actually zombies like ice cream but hate the cones so if you use both its kinda neutral your lucky to be alive as they really wanted that ice cream but didnt want to take the chance on the cone lol soon though they will get brazin enough to go for it

my advice is to place cones all around your doors and windows outside then you can still have the house to your self but dont worry fred buddy

cause all of us at n.a.z.i (national institutue of zombie intellegence) are constantly working around the clock to find a way to eliminate the need for placing cones around your house and living in fear of these monsters


weve also learned today that zombies dont like fog so us here in nl have a greater chance of survival than those on the mainland

[reefwars]

we are now recruiting new members for n.a.z.i for any of those interested in the ongoing war against zombies.....

qualifications:


must have clean drivers abstract
criminal records check
high school diploma
eligible for ei
must like long walks on the beach
must be legal age
no purchase necessary


no zombie experience required

**residents of quebec may be asked to answer a skill testing question***

[reefwars]

bahaha everytime i go back and read through this thread i laugh my zombie ass off lol

now todays going to be a good day at the institute were all going to drink screech and conduct some more random test so stay tuned for some more facts about zombies that could save your life

[nlreefguy]

Are you guys franchising out the institute? Cuz Torbay could really use a chapter! I wanna be local president! (or president of the post zombie wasteland, whichever comes first)

[fishoholic]

Originally Posted by doch

And in other news... A very good batch of LSD has reached the shores of Newfoundland. Authorities are still trying to find the source.

Originally Posted by bignose

Denny stop drinking newfie saltwater!

I think Denny is either:

A) Bored and has nothing better to do with his time

B) High as a kite

C) Drank to much newfie water....or

D) Is sercretly using this thread to post pad

My vote is a combo of all of the above

[reefwars]

Originally Posted by fishoholic

I think Denny is either:

A) Bored and has nothing better to do with his time

B) High as a kite

C) Drank to much newfie water....or

D) Is sercretly using this thread to post pad

My vote is a combo of all of the above

hahah laurie you know me to well lol but it started as A then i went to B and then B again then i was thirsty so i went to then i figured i would D while i was in such a good mood lol

[fishoholic]

Originally Posted by reefwars

hahah laurie you know me to well lol but it started as A then i went to B and then B again then i was thirsty so i went to then i figured i would D while i was in such a good mood lol

Ah ha! I knew I was onto something

[reefwars]

Originally Posted by nlreefguy

Are you guys franchising out the institute? Cuz Torbay could really use a chapter! I wanna be local president! (or president of the post zombie wasteland, whichever comes first)

ITS ACTUALLY NON PROFIT AS WE FIGURE IF THE WORLD ENDS WHATS THE POINT OF MONEY....dont know why i capped all that but hey why not its friday right yeeee hawwww!!!!! lol

[reefwars]

so heres what the instuitute learned today while we were on the screech and conducting more random test we learned:


im sorry we actually learned nothing as alot of us passed out some of us gopt sick and one person was bit by our test zombie named "daisy"


national institute of zombie intellegence

n.a.z.i

"taking over the world for a better tomorrow"