WTF!!!! OMG is this a reef spider?????!!!!!!!!!

[Delphinus]

Good grief. Take a piece of kleenex, pick her up and toss the whole wad outside. Show us some GRRRRRRL power!!!!

Even if she were a tropical species hitchhiked in some piece of fruit, she won't survive a night outside. I've been trying to google spider species to see what yours there can be but not getting anywhere on it. Thing is (and I'm in Calgary) I've seen some spectacularly coloured spiders around here. There's one with the same shape as this one that I've seen as both fluorescent green and another that's bright banana yellow. I forget what kind it was though. I'll have to ask my WIFE who is the resident bug expert in my family. They can pick a colour to blend into their backgrounds (ie. leafs or flowers) and this one seems to be matching its current background as best it can and I have to wonder if that's not really coincidence.

Live and let live I say. Consider this a test on your character! You can do it.