reef terminology vs what others think.

[VFX]

Try talking about your hydriod problems!

My g/f is a pharmacist & she said she could get me some cream for that!

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[fencer]

Go read the free bioballs thread

[Lance]

Try mentioning your "Cyano outbreak". People quickly take a step back, 'cuz they don't want to catch it: whatever it is!

[Geofrog]

Never say you have a Goniopora. You'd be surprized at how quickly people run when they think you have an STD

[fkshiu]

See what reaction you get when you say this to your friends and family:

"There's something wrong with my brain. It's not opening up."

[Lance]

If you're a female; don't mention your gaping clam mantle.

(Sorry Girls.)

[Keri]

Originally Posted by Lance

If you're a female; don't mention your gaping clam mantle.

(Sorry Girls.)

Yeah, I had a fabulous conversation about my growing clam with the guy at the LFS the other day

[marie]

Originally Posted by fkshiu

...

"There's something wrong with my brain. It's not opening up."

I had a "my brains turned to brown goo" conversation with my husband on the phone once, it was hilarious he had forgotten I had picked up an open brain coral from big als the week before .
My husband also tells all his truck driver friends that he brings me home crabs

[Lance]

Originally Posted by marie

I had a "my brains turned to brown goo" conversation with my husband on the phone once, it was hilarious he had forgotten I had picked up an open brain coral from big als the week before .
My husband also tells all his truck driver friends that he brings me home crabs

Marie, that's almost as bad as red bugs on your pocillopora!