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07-02-2008, 01:20 AM
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can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!
 just kidding!
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07-02-2008, 02:42 AM
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Quote:
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always just 2cents until im broke
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07-02-2008, 11:22 AM
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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Louise Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend http://www.canreef.com/photopost/sho...user=4356&sl=w
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07-02-2008, 08:39 PM
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Ha! All good
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07-02-2008, 10:37 PM
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A guy and his wife walk into a bar and take a seat. "Give me a beer and one for the jackass here", the guy says. The bartender gives him a dirty look and serves them the beers. After the first drink, the guy reorders: "One for me and one for my donkey". The bartender has had enough: "Why do you let him talk about you this way?" "Oh", she says: "Hee Haa lways talks to me like that."
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