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Don't sweat the petty things....................pet the sweaty things.
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Better to be ****ed off, than ****ed on....
Better to be over the hill than under it... |
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Never trust a fart!!
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Koolaid Koolaid, Tastes great, gotta go to the bathroom....Too Late
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Pull my finger.
Oh wait, maybe that's not what you were looking for. My grandpa, who passed away on Sunday, would often say: "Never forget the importance of being average." I like it. |
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Poor people are poor because they were taught to be poor by poor people.
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This and that. |