top 10 sayings that would get you slapped in the real world - Page 3

ruck'n'reefer · #1 01-19-2005, 10:38 PM

I am still trying to find a cleaner wrasse!

Scavenger · #2 01-19-2005, 11:02 PM

If you said this at the office, the slapping you'd get for this would be into handcuffs not to mention fired.

Listen, when I do my skimming, I find it's always best to do it off the surface. You get more out of the system that way. The trick is to keep it quiet, so nobody hears it.

EmilyB · #3 01-19-2005, 11:33 PM

You really need to clean the end of your probe !

Buccaneer · #4 01-19-2005, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmilyB

You really need to clean the end of your probe !

ewwww

AJ_77 · #5 01-19-2005, 11:40 PM

"Your kalk is dripping."

AJ_77 · #6 01-20-2005, 07:32 AM

"I haven't measured, but I'm pretty sure I get better penetration with my nipples upright."

SeaHorse_Fanatic · #7 01-20-2005, 08:55 AM

"Do you like it parallel or perpendicular?" (MHs that is)

G1GY · #8 01-20-2005, 09:26 AM

Want to come over and see my cucumber!?!

(Sea cucumber that is.)

SeaHorse_Fanatic · #9 01-20-2005, 09:27 AM

"Oh my god, my sea apples are blue & red!"

G1GY · #10 01-20-2005, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delphinus

"Are your nipples pointed upwards?"

(On your metal halides of course!!!)

Got two nipples for a dime?