![]() |
|
#11
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." "My cat's breath smells like cat food" "When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"
__________________
Christy's Reef Blog My 180 Build Every electronic component is shipped with smoke stored deep inside.... only a real genius can find a way to set it free. |
|
#12
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
"First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk - probably - now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!"
Homer J Simpson |
|
#13
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"
At my house, we call fires "Uh-Oh's." That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things! I ate too much plastic candy...
__________________
-- Tony My next hobby will be flooding my basement while repeatedly banging my head against a brick wall and tearing up $100 bills. Whee! |
|
#14
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
|
|
#15
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
---------------------- Alan |
|
#16
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
You guys are nutz. Mitch |
|
#17
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
Quote:
|
|
#18
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
I don't know....
Where am I? Mitch |
|
#19
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
Apparently a thread tailor made for me.....
But I wasn't notified so... Eat my shorts, man! |
|
#20
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
"I said Boo-urns" - Mo-Man
"I'm going as fast as I can" - Mo - Man Walter |