MJC- Packaged Lies; The Inside Story.

Zoaelite · #1 09-05-2013, 06:39 PM

Here are a list of my grievances with the listed party:

Dealing with MJC prior to shipping:

Tony was way to nice to deal with, I literally couldn't handle it. He kept thanking me and providing me with valuable information about the corals I was about to purchase. He even asked for my phone number so he could berate me with cross continent text messages (I think he just wanted ma numba though)!

His communication and clarity on the shipping instructions were simply put... TO GOOD, like I have shipped stuff in the past and his god like abilities really made me question my life choices and stuff. Not cool Tony, you don't have to be that much better than all of your customers.

His attention to detail was irritating, he felt it appropriate to text me TWO times before noon on the day of pick up. I mean two times!!@! So attentive on detail I'm pretty sure the two texts lined up with the moment the package arrived at Fedex.

Quality of shipping:

The quality of shipping provided to me will most likely start gang related retaliation towards his company. Simply put its too good, like Shipping Wars on A&E should pick Tony up or something...

Although the quality of Tony's shipping was excellent I have been left with a sour taste in my mouth due to my Fedex experience. The lady felt it appropriate to lay my package sideways on the desk when I was picking it up... Perhaps you should screen these Fedex employees Tony?!

I will let a photo show all of you the clear lack of effort put into packaging my coral shipment.

Here's a photo of the coral being acclimated.

For some reason Tony sent me like 8 or 9 granules of sample carbon in each bag (most likely he expects me to drop them on my white carpets to ruin them as that's the type of person he appears to be). I have promptly collected it all and added it to my own reactor, looks like the jokes on you now Tony thanks for the free carbon!

Quality of the coral:

I'm currently getting my lawyers to draft up a law suit against MCJ; on the premise that MJC provides no written warning to the sexyness of these corals. Individuals with heart conditions, high blood pressure, risk of stroke or children should not be exposed to these pieces. Current studies even indicate that MJC coral can lead to CRS (CORAL RELATED SEIZURES) in the general population. In addition to this eye protection must be worn at all times while viewing to prevent the serious risk of retinal burning.

I will provide updated photos of these pieces when my lights are a little brighter.

Okay back to reality; Tony this was THE best shipped order I have ever experienced, keep up the good work you have a regular!
Levi