Presentation is everything

[Dearth]

I know I posted about it before but I watched a video on YouTube that had me in stitches.

It was a video about setting up piping for a return flow into the tank the guy who was showing how it was done seemed knowledgable however his knowledge was negated by his sense of fashion and manner of speaking.

He was wearing a tank Tshirt rolled up to below his nipples, pants so loose and slung low that he had to keep pulling them up a hat that was on backwards and off to the side. To finish out his ensemble were so many chains on his neck that I was afraid that if he fell forward he might drown from the weight of it all.

To add to the hilarity was gangsta rap was playing in the background (which in my opinion ain't music) and he was speaking in slang. Yo Dawg, for realz, Hey Dawg and you gotz were some of the common words he used along with the gangsta finger pointing and odd gestures.

Unfortunately there are a lot more like him on the Internet and even worse at the English language than him. In my world presentation is everything and if your dressed gangsta or loaded with bling I don't care how knowledgable you are I just cannot take anyone seriously who wants to be a pretend gangsta and talk like my 3 yr old niece.