Random Thought Thread

[Coralgurl]

Originally Posted by jorjef

Wife and 12 year old son at Subway today


Son: I will have a blah blah blah sandwich..

Lady at till: So how are you enjoying your day with your grandma?


There is not enough wine in the house or any words I can say that are going to smooth this over anytime soon. I even tried " well technically it could be possible" In hindsight maybe that shouldn't have been my first attempt at consoling. .....

Ohhhh you should take her shopping and buy her something nice!!! Most women like expensive purses and shoes....

[jorjef]

Originally Posted by Coralgurl

Ohhhh you should take her shopping and buy her something nice!!! Most women like expensive purses and shoes....

She has more purses than one person should have, and her feet are so narrow she has a total of 2 stores she can buy from... Maybe more of those shiny bead things for her bracelet.....

[spit.fire]

Originally Posted by jorjef

She has more purses than one person should have, and her feet are so narrow she has a total of 2 stores she can buy from... Maybe more of those shiny bead things for her bracelet.....

I hate those shiny bead things, my wife is obsessed with them so 300$ later the had the one she wanted with a total of 4 bead thingies... And she always wants more... And she always wants the ridiculously expensive ones... Then came the great idea to get her mom started with them, that wasn't cheap either.

[spit.fire]

Funny how a trip to the store for hotdogs and buns turns into a 350$ bill

[jorjef]

Originally Posted by spit.fire

I hate those shiny bead things, my wife is obsessed with them so 300$ later the had the one she wanted with a total of 4 bead thingies... And she always wants more... And she always wants the ridiculously expensive ones... Then came the great idea to get her mom started with them, that wasn't cheap either.

On the bright side it makes shopping for birthday, Christmas, Valentines Day etc. presents a lot easier.

[Magickiwi]

Is there anything in the world that smells worse than a rotten turbo snail??

[MitchM]

Originally Posted by jorjef

On the bright side it makes shopping for birthday, Christmas, Valentines Day etc. presents a lot easier.

I told my wife she could buy the $ equivalent of whatever I spent on aquariums on jewelery.
Now she keeps telling me to buy more coral and equipment.
I hate it.
I'm torn.

[jorjef]

Originally Posted by MitchM

I told my wife she could buy the $ equivalent of whatever I spent on aquariums on jewelery.
Now she keeps telling me to buy more coral and equipment.
I hate it.
I'm torn.

That's a slippery slope.

[Kryptic4L]

are dbags a dying breed?

Am i the only one who would laugh if my wife was called a gramma....... hysterically and probably for months on end ?

[jorjef]

Let me know how that works out for you when it happens.