Help me win a new desk for work! PLEASE

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ya I was ****ED.... for the most part my techs just steal consumables from the toolcrib... but going into my personal desk and going through it (cuz it was hidden) was the last straw.. I lost my crap on the guys that day and of course no one will fess up to it.

And yes, every day I have to lysol my drawers and keyboard and re-set traps in my drawers.... they won't bring in a exterminator as we have gabs under the doors.. and they won't fix it, cuz in the summer it swells and the doors won't open, so it's a safety issue... so I have to deal with Mice and theives until I can get a new desk that seal and locks!