PLEASE HELP!!!

[sphelps]

I'm still confused how this guy is active on this board and won't know this is about him. How many other people will have a 140gal reef setup with two MP40s and a 300 gallon tank lying around that they aren't allowed to setup? I'm pretty sure that's not too typical.

[Skimmerking]

Hey cookie you wanna be my girlfriend you can spend money on me.

I can play dumb for a long time and not look at the threads

look at me go ....

[DiverDude]

How about a calendar with naked women draped over a different tank each month ?

Seriously....if anyone knows where I can get one of these....

[Cranky When Wet]

Time for a woman-to-woman talk sweet Cookie!

It took me a while to reply because I've been ROFLMAO so badly I was in tears LOL!

The guys are right! Gotta love them all; they're so freaking hilarious!

• He wants what he can't have,
• The Coconut Bra is killer smart/he'll follow you like a pup,
• and you giving him the reins back for a little bit is HUGE good for both of you!

I'm +1 on the 300gal permit... presented with caveat like "it's clear we don't have room to have both so "I thought" it would be wonderful to have a killer show tank..." blah blah blah... This caveat sucks but you'll need to figure out how to cleverly handle that....

And present the Gift Certificate any way you like... mmmmm baby...

But seriously now; the real joy will come from you taking the time to look into how involved this "hobby" is... It's science and love of nature and nurturing all tied up in a great package. You may find the reasons you love this guy have a lot to do with why he loves that tank >:-)

You have a chance to make this the most wonderful Christmas he'll remember forever...

Just a few thoughts from an aged (ok, I'll admit that) cougar.... the ball's in your court honey bun and you can have sooooh much fun!

Merry Christmas!

The Bunny

p.s. change your Canreef location to some province other than where you live now!

[CookieMonster]

Originally Posted by Skimmer King

Hey cookie you wanna be my girlfriend you can spend money on me.

I can play dumb for a long time and not look at the threads

look at me go ....

oh dear.... you don't want that, trust me
Highest maintenance girl you would ever meet, guaranteed
once the identity of my boyfriend is revealed, he can ask him yourself

[CookieMonster]

Originally Posted by sphelps

I'm still confused how this guy is active on this board and won't know this is about him. How many other people will have a 140gal reef setup with two MP40s and a 300 gallon tank lying around that they aren't allowed to setup? I'm pretty sure that's not too typical.

because he is too busy at work to read all these little threads nowadays!
He also didn't expect me to join the forum
except.... one of you is actually him from another account, then i would be busted!