Bite Me Parking Services

[workn2hard2day]

Originally Posted by michika

The second one happened at 12:40am, they obviously don't have much to do since there were watching for the tow truck.

This is another reason not to do anything really naughty. Although I have always wanted to fill a vehicle with expanding foam.

[michika]

Well I think we have a fantastic plan of action for next time something like this happens;

- fantastic day glow spray paint
- that imitation deer/elk/moose pee that hunters use; carefully sprayed in copious amounts up their vents.
- Filling up the car with expanding foam
- wrapping it in Suran? wrap
- wet toilet paper all over it

[Der_Iron_Chef]

An open can of tuna, carefully placed, is ALWAYS a good time

[Chad]

Although, I understand your frustration etc. but I would be careful about writing down things you could do next time, especially things that could damage property .. what if something bad really did happen to these people or their car? These sort of comments could come back to haunt you. Not everyone would see this thread in jest it is meant to be..

I would stick to calling the tow truck, or even making an effort to talk to your neighbor and see if you could smooth out the feathers.

Just my little FYI

[Phanman]

what happens when you go over to the house to tell them to move and not park there again?

[Glennrf38]

Don't fill up the car with spray foam. Thats way too expensive. Just spray it into the seam of the doors. That stuff is really sticky LOL

[michika]

Originally Posted by Phanman

what happens when you go over to the house to tell them to move and not park there again?

They ignore you and pretend they aren't home. However the telltale sign is when the curtains move and you can hear the TV being put on mute.

Well the second car was back again this morning, but on the other side of the alley right across from the garage. I think the first one is still impounded!

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Also, wait until the dead of winter. THEN wait until they're parked in their own space and squirt water into their locks. Mwa mwa mwaaaa....