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Reefie
03-22-2012, 01:47 PM
Spread the Stupidity


Only in North America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only North America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in North America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in North America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in North America ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

Only in North America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER ..

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Spread the Stupidity!

Bblinks
03-22-2012, 06:14 PM
You got this email from Rob, didn't you? I had a good chuckle....pass it on.:mrgreen:

reefwars
03-22-2012, 06:43 PM
I obviously have no sense of humor LOL:p

Geofrog
03-22-2012, 08:47 PM
Why do drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If you choke a Smurf, what colour soes it turn?

Finally ...

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Just doing my part to keep the stupidity factor high :-P

Reefie
03-22-2012, 09:18 PM
+1 Love the additions!!! Made me chuckle a little!

Why do drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If you choke a Smurf, what colour soes it turn?

Finally ...

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Just doing my part to keep the stupidity factor high :-P

monocus
03-22-2012, 09:26 PM
why do you need a hot water heater when it's already hot

gobytron
03-22-2012, 09:46 PM
voted no.
not sure my sense of humour was the issue.

intarsiabox
03-24-2012, 08:43 PM
voted no.
not sure my sense of humour was the issue.

I think it has more to do with the fact that the same stuff has been circulating in emails for many years and it tends to lose its humor after you've seen it a thousand times.

t-rex
03-24-2012, 08:49 PM
The extra penny goes to the government hah

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