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05-20-2014, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Toronto
Posts: 139
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There is a solution to every problem...
So you went out and bought a new coral...
perhaps that nice chalice you wanted
Or that acro you just had to have,
Now you're in the dog house for going behind the miss' back and you so shellfishly didnt bring anything home for her.
Looks like you need to buy here a bouquet of flowers to make up for it.
I have just the solution for you, the best bouquet you could possibly buy;
The inevitable response... "REALLY?!? Ur such a jerk face..." In which you reply;
"But look babe... this flower comes with an adorable little shrimpy hunny bun!" (women are easily distracted by small hopelessly cute creatures... Emphasis on the cuteness of the shrimp is paramount) Mention that the shrimp has a pink heart on its back that symbolizes your love if all else fails.
OOO that nice...
Chicks love pink stuff too, make sure you get pink
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05-20-2014, 10:45 PM
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