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Old 03-28-2010, 08:55 AM
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Living in 2010


YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.









2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.









3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.









4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.









5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.









6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.









7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.









8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.









10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.









11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )









12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.









13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.









14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.









15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.













OK, I'm guilty of #2, 8 & 10 (as well as 12-15).
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Old 03-28-2010, 03:25 PM
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The sad thing is I am doing #10 now.
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:09 PM
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Hehe. I love number 11
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Old 03-28-2010, 07:23 PM
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#14/15 got me...
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Old 03-28-2010, 07:27 PM
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Does doing No. 10 while waiting for the coffee to finish brewing count
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Old 03-29-2010, 12:04 AM
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Anthony you forgot to include that

You use the GPS in your car to get to your mothers place.
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Old 03-29-2010, 01:56 AM
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Anthony you forgot to include that

You use the GPS in your car to get to your mothers place.
Sorry, no GPS & mom's in Malaysia for another 2.5 months
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:34 PM
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I believe I have done pretty much all of those, especially #6
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Old 03-29-2010, 07:28 PM
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guilty. damnit.
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:36 PM
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Not that im very old or anything, but LOL! These are totally true! Things (technology) have changed so much in the last 20 or so years in particular!
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