LF: Baby dolphin

[MarkoD]

Yeah guys! Stop making jokes! It's not very nice and it's hurting my feeeeeeeelings!!!!!

[MarkoD]

I think I'm gonna put radions on my dolphin tank. Put them on demo mode and teach the dolphin to dance as if he were at a disco

[jorjef]

Originally Posted by MarkoD

I think I'm gonna put radions on my dolphin tank. Put them on demo mode and teach the dolphin to dance as if he were at a disco

You truely are the "Doctor Evil" of this decade...That is some real cool new age thinking.

[gregzz4]

Originally Posted by reefme

Questions before I place an order for one. How do I hatch dolphin? Under armpit. sitting on it or sleeping with it under a warm blanket?

Like Elias says, this species are egglayers, not Mammals as another posted. If you get a Penguin, I'm sure it would hatch them for you.

[Lampshade]

I hear dolphins are very intelligent. Does anyone have a guide on how I could teach it to do my taxes? If so I may get 2 so I can start a home business.

[reefme]

Let start seal up my basement and fill with saltwater. Good thing I bought so much salt on Boxing day.

[fishoholic]

Originally Posted by Oilers

Doug,
Some nights I dreamed of 2006 over and over again. With a happy ending of course

Ditto!

PS Doug our next house we'll live off the ocean and have our own Dolphin FYI I'm only half kidding

[bignose]

I heard dolphin soup tastes good

[KevinK]

ok every one

lets get real here,

lets put aside the $$ to get one, as I would consider this as something you save for, ore gust get a bit of L.O.C. to get it

but what you all forget is that every now and then, we se reefers napping on the price of salt, in relation to how often you do a water change and how big the tank is.

reading up a bit, thy eat a fair amount, and thus, it has to go somewhere (out the dolphin's plumbing.

do you know how much maintaining good water will cost you, by doing water changes !!

these cost hit you each time you do them,

and I hate it if some get into it, and after a while realise, it is not for them, and put it up for adoption,

than someone ells gets it as a pet pall, and after a year again realise it is not for him.

we se it so often, its fun, it's nice, get it.

so I urge to consider the cost that will hit you for up keep.

if you can convince your wife, no more tanning, forget the RV, kids, hmmm, thy can bike to school, and in stead of a flat screen, you walk to the library, than go AHEAD.

(all assuming your income is 150.000 minus) in case you have more than 150.000, don't consider the cost, only the fact that you go into it for a minimum of 20 years ore so (and if you have any feelings for the fish, YOU CANT DIVORCE ! and move on)

[reefme]

If you ask the fire department nicely the might let you use the fire hydrant. For salt collect them from the road when snow all melted.

Originally Posted by KevinK

ok every one

lets get real here,

lets put aside the $$ to get one, as I would consider this as something you save for, ore gust get a bit of L.O.C. to get it

but what you all forget is that every now and then, we se reefers napping on the price of salt, in relation to how often you do a water change and how big the tank is.

reading up a bit, thy eat a fair amount, and thus, it has to go somewhere (out the dolphin's plumbing.

do you know how much maintaining good water will cost you, by doing water changes !!

these cost hit you each time you do them,

and I hate it if some get into it, and after a while realise, it is not for them, and put it up for adoption,

than someone ells gets it as a pet pall, and after a year again realise it is not for him.

we se it so often, its fun, it's nice, get it.

so I urge to consider the cost that will hit you for up keep.

if you can convince your wife, no more tanning, forget the RV, kids, hmmm, thy can bike to school, and in stead of a flat screen, you walk to the library, than go AHEAD.

(all assuming your income is 150.000 minus) in case you have more than 150.000, don't consider the cost, only the fact that you go into it for a minimum of 20 years ore so (and if you have any feelings for the fish, YOU CANT DIVORCE ! and move on)