do you believe in zombies???? (now with christmas cheer)

[reefwars]

Originally Posted by doch

And in other news... A very good batch of LSD has reached the shores of Newfoundland. Authorities are still trying to find the source.

shhhh that was our secret last time i get you to send me lsd lol

[reefwars]

Originally Posted by lorenz0

I believe in zombies!!!

they all work down town and drive out to suburbia in their huge suv's

Originally Posted by zoaElite

Don't worry Denny me and my buddies have this conversation all the time, prior planning prevents poor performance and in the case of all these chumps it means there going to be munchin brains nice and soon.

Your welcome to join us in our "trail appliances zombie fortress", we have try outs though...

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finally somebody in ther right minds see at the end of it all we will be the only ones alive....and its only a matter of tme

[reefwars]

so today after discussing my thoughts with the experts we have came to some scientific conclusions they are as follows:


1) zombies dont like bee stings
2)zombies are afraid of ice cream cones(not waffle cones the old school stand up cones)
3)9 out of 10 zombies cant believe its not butter
4)every 10th zombie believes its butter
5)next to socks yes socks zombies are the root of all evil
6)a zombie may take your life but he doesnt have to wear your clothes
7)there are no coloured zombies so the minority is safe
8)zombies cant swim but they float so youll have to hold your breath
9)zombies in africa are called zimbombie
10)people over 80 are not infected
11)zombies cant type,write or speak but they know what your thinking
12)the first ever zombie we know about originated from saskatoon
13)zombies do like drugs
14)studys show that before you become a zombie you may have a slight tingling feeling in your left arm
15)a zombie cant walk backwards
16)zombies is plural for zombie
17)closing your eyes will not protect you
18)a zombie is not slow infact they move at the speed of light its just so fast they appear slow to our eyes
19)a zombie never picks up the tab he will most always dine and dash
20)if you must fight a zombie get em with the left hook zombies dont know about the left hook



im hoping with the knowlege we have learned here today and these well thought out and put together facts we have a chance at saving mankind


cheers all


lol

[jhoepopoy]

yes i believe......

Originally Posted by reefwars

well do yah huh huh huh

[nlreefguy]

I knew I should've put two and two together when I felt a tingling in my arm yesterday and then discovered than I had eaten my neighbors when I woke up this morning! Them's some good eats! (zombies also lose their concern for the rudiments of language)

[phi delt reefer]

funny you bring this up Reefwars.

A couple months ago a buddy of mine and I had watched quite a few zombie movies/end of days type documentaries and seriously considered stockpiling some weapons (like seriously) to protect our families just in case something did go horribly wrong. Though zombies was an extreme - the next worst thing was people in an oil driven economy with no oil or money. The chaos would be unimaginable and civil law would cease to exist. (gives me the shivers just typing about it).

then we sobered up and forgot about what we had talked about until this thread came up...

[lastlight]

Originally Posted by phi delt reefer

stockpiling some weapons

I've already got my bone cutters and kent scraper at the ready. In a 'pinch' you could even resort to crushing appendages with Tunze magnets.

[reefwars]

Originally Posted by phi delt reefer

funny you bring this up Reefwars.

A couple months ago a buddy of mine and I had watched quite a few zombie movies/end of days type documentaries and seriously considered stockpiling some weapons (like seriously) to protect our families just in case something did go horribly wrong. Though zombies was an extreme - the next worst thing was people in an oil driven economy with no oil or money. The chaos would be unimaginable and civil law would cease to exist. (gives me the shivers just typing about it).

then we sobered up and forgot about what we had talked about until this thread came up...

hahaha now YOUR on to something i mean what is a zombie??? it could very well be some flesh eating monster or simply man gone wild right? in either case if it WERE to happen would you be prepared ,lets face it our world isnt perfect and as technology advances we experiment with the unknown and sooner or later we are gonna bite off more than we can chew(pardon my zombie pun) i mean this thread could be a complete waste of time by a guy who couldnt sleep and was bored or it could be the start of the revolution thats bound to happen be it from a mystical impossible point of view or facts about the world which we dont want to face

[reefwars]

i do know this though.......when you think of it that way makes me want to have a secret hiding place and a good knowlege of basic weapons....trust no one especially the trusted

[reefwars]

Originally Posted by nlreefguy

I knew I should've put two and two together when I felt a tingling in my arm yesterday and then discovered than I had eaten my neighbors when I woke up this morning! Them's some good eats! (zombies also lose their concern for the rudiments of language)

hahah me and my brother had this convo last night and he told me he thinks hes a zombie so i said have you ever died?? he said" yes i have" i said have you ever eaten anyones brains or flesh..he said"yes i have" i said yup your a zombie my friend he said what do i do??

i said you already did it keep up the good work my zombie brother