Embarassing or Bizarre Shopping Lists

[Myka]

So, this post:

Originally Posted by Vancity

I went to the dollar store yesterday and thought about buying panty hose. Felt like such creeper looking at that section

Got me thinking. There are some odd things I've had to buy in the past that were embarrassing, such as:

Once upon a time I worked on a horse breeding farm, and I was sent to Shoppers Drug Mart to pick up the "special order". You shoulda seen the check out lady's face when I set down a 1 gallon jug of KY Jelly, a giant box of enemas, and a pack of chewing gum. I just smiled.