Why all the hype over these ecotec LEDs?

[Lampshade]

Coming Spring 2012:

The new ecotech nitrate bomb! For years people have been running low nitrates, we've found new research that says nitrates help feed corals! so we've patented a new nitrate adding system that uses state of the art pliable aluminium sheet and wraps it around a source of high nitrates, adding growth to your tank.


Starting at $599



... Would have been more fun if i still had photoshop.