Speaking of badass bikers, my first tat was done by a H.A. for a case of beer and $20 in his living room watching porn. Must have been a positive association because I got 5 more.
I plan to get a mixed reef surrounding my abdomen to cover up scars from several surgeries. I hope to commission my favorite artist, Chili Thom, to design it because that dude can do water like no other.