Why do drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If you choke a Smurf, what colour soes it turn?
Finally ...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Just doing my part to keep the stupidity factor high :-P
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