The Canadian military tank on display at the Stampede this year ate my work cell phone. Bumped it off my belt at the hatch and it fell all the way down to the floor and underneath the turret turning gear. The only way to get it now, I'm told by the Sergeant of the troop who was there, would be to lift the 26-tonne turret off the vehicle base. I'm guessing I won't be seeing my phone back.
You could hear a cheerful little ring tone coming out from under the floor when you call the phone.
I can't wait to explain this one to my IT department ...
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-- Tony
My next hobby will be flooding my basement while repeatedly banging my head against a brick wall and tearing up $100 bills. Whee!
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