http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4513
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Federal agents are combing the area in search of the penis. A house to house search has thus far failed to turn up the artificial organ. A crew utilizing special infrared sensing equipment has been dispatched by helicopter, but report that they are unable to distinguish the heat signature of the penis from above because it is too similar to that of bald pedestrians. Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger of California invoked his emergency powers to force bald men to either wear hats or remain off the streets for the duration of the emergency. “We must all co-operate together during this emergency,” the governor said, “even though we are Californians.”
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