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peterhook 02-02-2010 05:50 AM

Who said car names don't have meaning?
 
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

Aquatic Addictions 02-02-2010 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by peterhook (Post 488387)
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

PONTIAC : Poor old Ni***r thinks its a cadilac I dont like saying this one as it is durogatory but please take in humor :)
FORD... found on road dead, flip over read directions, for old retired drunks, f***ed on race day

Zoaelite 02-02-2010 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Aquatic Addictions (Post 488394)
PONTIAC : Poor old Ni***r thinks its a cadilac I dont like saying this one as it is durogatory but please take in humor :)
FORD... found on road dead, flip over read directions, for old retired drunks, f***ed on race day

:shocked:

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PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
AHAHAH, this brought me about 15 mins of laughter :lol:.

VFX 02-02-2010 07:26 AM

Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

GM - Getta Mechanic

Ford - Frequently Off Road Damaged

BMW - Black Mans Wheels (if you've seen the pimped up '80's 325i's in East London you'll know how that came about)

BMW - ruder version of above with the word 'Wheels' replaced.

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ElGuappo 02-02-2010 07:30 AM

FIAT fix it again tony.

Loved the porche and ponitac ones...Newfie ???:wink:

Marlin65 02-02-2010 03:25 PM

Ford- Found on road dead
Jeep- Junk each and every part.
ABC restaurant- Already been chewed.

my2rotties 02-02-2010 03:43 PM

I have to agree 100% to the Toyota and the Ford.

lorenz0 02-02-2010 03:46 PM

toyota one isn't true. lol the recall they are going through right now is insane

Interior_Reef 02-02-2010 03:53 PM

DODGE
Dont.Over.Drive.Gutless.Engines

mseepman 02-02-2010 03:55 PM

IF I was a Toyota customer, I would be pretty ****ed about their dishonesty when they tried to previously cover up the problem by telling people they had "faulty floor mats". I mean, how lame can an excuse get and how questionable of intellect are the people who accepted this? An example of where people's "perception" of Toyota over-rode their common sense.

Just my opinion though.


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