famous last words
 

So true! Good one....:biggrin:

"This will just take a second."

Look at me, no hands...................
Keep filming.
This stunt will get me on Survivor for sure.
I always handfeed my Lionfish.
This is so exciting.
It's safe, right?
Trust me.

"Do you smell something?"

Also (a little too much like the last one though) "Did you hear something?"

Should I plug it in now?

Yup, should be good now.

1) Life jackets are for wooses.
2) Sure, that rope is strong enough.
3) You bet your life it is.
4) She's in the shower, here, I'll pass the phone to her......
5) We're late, we're late, can't you go any faster?!!!
6) There's a cop, step on it!!!
7) Are you sure? Yes, of course I'm sure!
8) Hehehe, offer the cop a donut. He'll love it.
9) Honey, it's my ex. Is it ok to go for lunch with her? <clunk - sound of cast iron pan on side of head>
10) What's that ticking sound?
11) Come on, it'll be fun.
12) Don't worry, I'll renew the insurance next week.
13) I don't believe in bad luck.
14) Hmmmm. That sign back there says entering Moose country. I wonder what that means?

OHH OHH My favorite last word

YES DEAR !!!:rolleyes:

Oops!
Dang!
Oh, no!

Let me handle this.
I never get lost.
Wonder what this button does?
No problem. That's easy!
Trust me. (my favorite)

Watch, its safe.
(directed at a reefer)"Look, its a nemo fish!"

My other favorite
Does this make me look fat?
.......ummmmm???

Haha or the sequal:

-honey, what do you think of this dress?

-it looks nice

- JUST NICE?!?@$%^

Sequel to the sequel:

"Honey, do you think that girl's pretty?"

<don't answer that>

Wrong answers:
Yeah.
Yes.
Uh-huh.

Bad answers:
Oh, she's gorgeous.
Of course she is.
She's a keeper.

Worst answers:
I'd sleep with her.
Woah, baby, where was she when I was still single.

Technically even "not answering" is the wrong answer to that one...

Hey... Where the heck are the rednecks in this thread?

"Hold my beer - Watch This!"

canreef's political correctness has driven them off.

"Hey, I know a shortcut"

HaHa

Every person that comes to my house :
"Oh!, You have Nemos!" *rolls eyes*

"I'm only going to look!"
"How hard could it be ?"
or how about... "oh it's only 500lbs the floor can hold that..."

amanda

Mary?


(just seen the advert on TV ~"of all my friends who would you like to be with?")

This one came up while doing some downhill riding today:

"I regret NOTHING!! .... except for this one last thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! "

Dont worry I fixed it yesterday

Thats Ok I dont need the instructions
Dont worry Ive done this a 1000 times befor

You double dog dare me eh?

Can someone pass me a reefer I am in need of one .

wait put your seatbelt on I want too try somthing

dont worry hun it only hurt for a second