Chuck Reef Tank is in his beard as his reef. Unfortunately no one will ever get close enough to see it.

oop's. should've read before submitting.

You know...
 

Hmmm, can't belive I'm gonna do this one:

You know you are a reef head when you slightly premature new son is born, and goes slightly jaundice, the nurse brings out the "tanning lights" that is about 75 X 5 watt 420nm (atinic blue) LED light fixture, and you get happy. Even worse when they won't let you go home due to the jaundice and you explain to the doctor about the amount of atinic light you have over your tank, and he agrees to let you go home on the promise that you'll leave your son laying out near the fish tank a lot....



No, I'm not kidding, and he still can't stop starting at the tank (1 year old now).

Every pair of shoes you own have salt stains.

now that is awesome +1

When your wife brings home boxes of baking soda and stores it under the tank instead of the pantry..

You know your far past addicted when a coral arrives in town and over the span of 2 hours you get four phone calls from four different LFS owners.

I HAVE NO MONEY LEFT!!! Stop calling!
Books cost $700 this semester :neutral:.

best so far....
 

This is the best one so far..
Bill

or when other local canreefers call you, PM you, text you, email you about recent shipments. WTH?! Do you all think I'm a junkie?! :lol:

You buy a IPhone just so you can read Canreef at work and check up on your tank every hour.