do you think a zombie ever sneezes??

You know, if I ever get up in the morning and then go back to bed, I always have the post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare, never fails! It's my curse.

or blessing its a warning buddy on whats to come they say a little truth behind every dream:)

which leads me to rule number2....the double tap

i agree completely nows not a good time to be stingy with them bullets lol:)

amen brother zombies dont scare me im ready for em i got my ice cream cone and a bee on a stick hahah id like to see a zombie try to tell me i cant have coffee ;)

heres some more scientific facts most people dont know about zombies:


1)a zombie can count to to ten but doesnt like the number 3
2)a zombie will eat marshmellows but not smores
3)if your bitten by a zombie penicillon will do you no good
4) zombies like to drink but dont get hungover
5)a zombie rarely flushes the toilet and almost always leaves the seat up
6)zombies never file income tax
7)zombies can rhyme
8)zombies dont care much for politics
9)zombies love netflix
10)a zombie carries a wireless signal with him at all times
11)if you push a zombie he may push back
12)zombies dont get addicted to ciggarettes
13)zombies need coffee in the morning or they have a bad day
14)again zombies dont like ice cream cones
15)zombies see only the colours purple and peach
16)zombies are asexual
17)a zombie never gets mad and rarely gets even
18)99.9 percent of all liberals are zombies
19)george bush once partied with a zombie
20)zombies dont get the flu but are prone to hoof and mouth disease not to mention flesh eating disease:)
21)every member of nickelback is a zombie

well there you have it some more scientific facts that could save your life incase there was ever an outbreak and zombies came for you!!

we here at the institute are constantly conducting random test to find out the ultimate weapon against this horrible race but we need your support if theres any facts that you know that we havent discovered pls post them here for the public to see.

best of luck in your battles

national association of zombie intelligence

n.a.z.i

All this zombie stuff is nonsense. Everyone knows that there is no such thing as zombies because as soon as the werewolves smell the rotten flesh they eat them. Sheesh, just because this is the lounge section doesn't mean that hard drive space should be wasted on ficticious things like zombies when werewolves are a real threat! And don't get lulled into a false sense on security when the moon's not full!

true true but then when the werewolves eat the zombie flesh wouldnt they become zombie werewolves?? now thats a scary thought besides a silver bullet kills a werewolf or simply no moon zombies are out all the time and in a crowd infection spreads quick:)

Thanks, now I have to sleep in my locked closet tonight!

haha i dont even have a locked closet i just kill one of the neighbors and leave them on the front lawn that ways they dont come into my house lol:)

but theres no need to live in fear we here at n.a.z.i want you to feel safe and know we are working around the clock for a solution.

Denny stop drinking newfie saltwater!

haha its not the saltwater that gets ya its the air and then of course the zombies but dont worry buddy because we here at n.a.z.i got your back even if you dont believe...we believe for you:) lol cheers:)

isnt anybody worried that zombies could walk into their house tonight while your sleeping and you wouldnt know it before its too late...it onlky takes one bite and then your done:)

ill be sleeping with an ice cream cone under my pillow i sure tell ya ;)

So is it just the cone they don't like? Or does there have to be ice cream in it? Because I tell ya, I slept with ice cream in it last night and I think I'll just put up with the zombies if I have to do that again! (also, I just ended up eating all the ice cream in my sleep) Can I just leave an ice cream cone on my bedroom door-knob? That would be much more convenient - then all I have to do is deal with the zombie horde outside my bedroom in the morning, no big deal...

actually zombies like ice cream but hate the cones so if you use both its kinda neutral your lucky to be alive as they really wanted that ice cream but didnt want to take the chance on the cone lol soon though they will get brazin enough to go for it:)

my advice is to place cones all around your doors and windows outside then you can still have the house to your self but dont worry fred buddy:)

cause all of us at n.a.z.i (national institutue of zombie intellegence) are constantly working around the clock to find a way to eliminate the need for placing cones around your house and living in fear of these monsters:)


weve also learned today that zombies dont like fog so us here in nl have a greater chance of survival than those on the mainland:)

join the fight and become a n.a.z.i member:)
 

we are now recruiting new members for n.a.z.i for any of those interested in the ongoing war against zombies.....

qualifications:


must have clean drivers abstract
criminal records check
high school diploma
eligible for ei
must like long walks on the beach
must be legal age
no purchase necessary


no zombie experience required

**residents of quebec may be asked to answer a skill testing question***

bahaha everytime i go back and read through this thread i laugh my zombie ass off lol

now todays going to be a good day at the institute were all going to drink screech and conduct some more random test so stay tuned for some more facts about zombies that could save your life:):)

Are you guys franchising out the institute? Cuz Torbay could really use a chapter! I wanna be local president! (or president of the post zombie wasteland, whichever comes first)

:pound:

I think Denny is either:

A) Bored and has nothing better to do with his time

B) High as a kite

C) Drank to much newfie water....or

D) Is sercretly using this thread to post pad :razz:

My vote is a combo of all of the above :lol: :razz:

hahah laurie you know me to well lol but it started as A then i went to B and then B again then i was thirsty so i went to then i figured i would D while i was in such a good mood lol:)

ITS ACTUALLY NON PROFIT AS WE FIGURE IF THE WORLD ENDS WHATS THE POINT OF MONEY....dont know why i capped all that but hey why not its friday right yeeee hawwww!!!!! lol:)

so heres what the instuitute learned today while we were on the screech and conducting more random test we learned:


im sorry we actually learned nothing as alot of us passed out some of us gopt sick and one person was bit by our test zombie named "daisy"


national institute of zombie intellegence

n.a.z.i

"taking over the world for a better tomorrow"

Ah ha! I knew I was onto something :razz:

bump


we should really start preparing for the end i just bought some chain mail in case the outbreak happens before im completely prepared;)

My Huskies keep the cyoties and our local wolf ( yes there is a wolf in our area, I have seen the big ba$tard too ) so I am not worried about zombies but.........a boarded, stoned, drunk & post padding Newfie has me a little concerned, happily he has no transport :biggrin:

My preparedness strategy centers around Rule # 1 of Zombieland

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I concur, although at my age I may be inclined to go for "The double tap"

i just read this whole thread... i need a beer.

My eyes have cleared up a bit..the iodine helped with the fork holes.

despite poular belief zombies actually enjoy christmas;)

well the organization has just released its "zombie christmas facts that could save your life" handbook here are some random facts from the handbook that could save your life in the event a zombie was to crash your christmas party;)


1) zombies + eggnogg= were wolves
2)a zombie was actually the first saint nick
3)when the apocolyspe hits....reindeer are safe
4) you can lead a zombie to mistle toe....but you should not take the kiss
5) a zombie celebrates 13 days of christmas
6) zombies believe hannukah is an urban myth
7) a zombie says merry christmas...not happy hollidays
8) you can slow a zombie down on its flesheating hunt by feeding it a turkey dinner....we find mobility is reduced after turkey
9)rudolf was the first northern zombie...his red nose was blood
10)after 12 cups of eggnogg and rum....everyones a zombie
11) there is no letter z in christmas.....but there is an i...think about that
12)zombies always go for the gifts first...then the cookies
13) a zombie has been known to slip on ice
14) zombies are mesmorized by christmas lights
15) a zombie can do the macarana
16)if your secret santa is a zombie....expect a box of brain chunks
17)the sound of bells blows up a zombies head...but they just grow into small multiple zombies
18)zombies make square snowman
19) no 2 zombies are alike
20)carolers are usually a zombies first choice of food in a crowd



well there you have it more facts that "could" save your life incase zombies were feeling festive this year


dont forget to stock up on your ice cream cones:):)

xmas!!!!!!!!!!!

I would say it's too much coffee, until just two days ago i red these two short books from Steven Quayle
http://www.stevequayle.com/
Talking about too much coffee he also presents a lot of hard to believe material about giants

Here is the first free book about zombies only 16 pages in pdf
http://www.stevequayle.com/News.aler...damned.pt1.pdf

Second book is also small, but more scientific believe it or not with some good references, was fun to read nevertheless.
http://www.stevequayle.com/News.aler...damned.pt2.pdf
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You will not find his books anywhere on the web except from his web site
http://www.stevequayle.com/books/books.html

I would put these books in to far out there, crazy staff category LOL,

:lol:

this is the last christmas we will ever have.....the next one belongs to the living dead:)

I hear ya Denny.....Laurie and I have started stockpiling for the impending apocalypse.....no food.....no water.....no batteries..... but we're slowly getting the tanks covered ......


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holy crap i know where im going when it all goes south hehe:)

Now you just need A ass load of solar panels, and a steady supply of water, and then that takes care of the fish! now you have to protect them from the zombies

fish have small brains so I think maybe they will be safe:wink:


started my training....will soon be an anti-zombie soulja:mrgreen:
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Started running with Keener?? :)