I have nothing for sale

[lockrookie]

I have absolutely nothing for sale and I want a prime dollar for it. You may think its overpriced but you will enjoy the absence of quality I have to provide you. Also feel free to ask for pictures and nothing will be provided as there is nothing to show. If you happen to post years down the road in hopes nothing is still for sale. I have to apologize ahead of time as there was nothing to begin with anyways.

This has been brought to you by recent dud classifieds brought back to life. And I felt I should sell diddly squat for the fun of it

Have a day lol

[Proteus]

Ill give you $300. What color is it

[The Codfather]

I am currently looking for nothing. Would you ship......
I will gladly give you everything that is in my wallet.
Which is nothing.
Thanks,
Bob

[brotherd]

Haha! I would like to purchase all of your nothing but I'm gonna need a break on shipping...that said I do expect nothing for something. I am willing to pay alot of my nothing for all of your nothing. Bump.

[mrhasan]

PMed :)

[lockrookie]

Here is a picture of nothing you decide it's color













Sorry for the pic quality

[Doug]

:crazy:

[lockrookie]

If I had something to ship I'd be willing to ship but alas there is nothing for sale so I may have to wait for local buyers first

[Proteus]

Sorry guys but I'm the first who asked for nothing. If I end up with to much nothing ill consider spliting nothing up and give nothing away

[ocean diver]

DUMB, to much time on your hands???

[fishyfishster]

the rules clearly state you have to post a price

and this is in the wrong forum.... such a rookie mistake

[SpikeJones]

Sorry guys but I'm the first who asked for nothing. If I end up with to much nothing ill consider spliting nothing up and give nothing away

can you frag me piece?

[fishyfishster]

can we organize a group buy?

[lockrookie]

the rules clearly state you have to post a price

and this is in the wrong forum.... such a rookie mistake

You are correct but I have a feeling the mods won't move it and since I'm not in the buy sell area and there is nothing for sale the price rule may not apply.

And yes ocean diver this is dumb and I'm hopped up on pain meds ATM in my hazy existence and reading some reborn dead buy sell threads I got carried away and posted about nothing. It just seemed like a good idea at the time for a little haha in my day.

[Proteus]

Now it seems your selling humor.

Price rules now apply

[lockrookie]

Lol

[Phil]

I always miss the good buys when I'm at work :(

[11purewater]

I'll trade you some nothing for a bit of diddly squat,cant get a good pic sorry:biggrin:

[Proteus]

Pm'd. For the pain meds. Lol

[Samw]

I paid for 2 nothings but you shipped me just one nothing and it was not the nothing that I wanted. No one wants to buy this nothing from me. So I'm stuck with nothing.

[jorjef]

Sometimes a person gets lucky and nothing turns into being quite something. I'm prepared to except your nothing and promise that if it does turn into being something will consider giving back the something that came from nothing for say.... Ten bucks, sound fair?.

[lockrookie]

Lol I wish I has something to sell if I'm getting this many offers for nothing

[jorjef]

Well you can't take nothing lighty these days. :lol: I always wanted something from nothing.

[reefwars]

couple questions regarding your nothing for sale:


do you reguarily stock nothing?

if i buy lots of nothing will you give me a deal?/

how much nothing do i need??

is it possible to overdose nothing??

can i return nothing if i am not happy with it??

do you price match if i find a lower price on nothing somewhere else??

how long is the warrenty on nothing??

any references from people who were satisfied with the nothing you sold them??

i appreciate you taking the time to answer my questions regarding nothing, i understand your a busy man who probably has to deal with nothing all day.

thanks:P


:twised::mrgreen::twised::mrgreen::twised:

[gregzz4]

Here is a picture of nothing you decide it's color













Sorry for the pic quality
Well, it clearly looks white to me in your original pic, and I want a red one, so thanks for nothing, err I mean something, or do I ?

[11purewater]

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q519/11purewater/003_zps61d56179.jpgGreat service!Saw nothing ,paid nothing,was told I had nothing to worry about,and finally got a whole lot of nothing delivered to my empty tank.Looks beautiful!

[jorjef]

Well I can't argue with that!! Your nothing really is something. That is some kind if noth'in.. Ummhumm

[denny_CC]

some sweet nada right there:)

[11purewater]

Sorry you can't have any ,It's in grow out ,call back in a month:silly:

[mrhasan]

Is the spoon reef safe? If not, you might want to keep that away from nothing in your tank :)

;)

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q519/11purewater/003_zps61d56179.jpgGreat service!Saw nothing ,paid nothing,was told I had nothing to worry about,and finally got a whole lot of nothing delivered to my empty tank.Looks beautiful!

[lockrookie]

couple questions regarding your nothing for sale:


do you reguarily stock nothing?

if i buy lots of nothing will you give me a deal?/

how much nothing do i need??

is it possible to overdose nothing??

can i return nothing if i am not happy with it??

do you price match if i find a lower price on nothing somewhere else??

how long is the warrenty on nothing??

any references from people who were satisfied with the nothing you sold them??

i appreciate you taking the time to answer my questions regarding nothing, i understand your a busy man who probably has to deal with nothing all day.

thanks:P


:twised::mrgreen::twised::mrgreen::twised:

I wrote out. An answer to these questions but it sounded a bit depressing. So I will just have to reply in this manor. I have to get In contact with my mfg of nothing and get the appropriate answers as to not run into legal issues and misdirection of your questions.

[lockrookie]

Is the spoon reef safe? If not, you might want to keep that away from nothing in your tank :)

;)

Quote from the matrix "there is no spoon"

[11purewater]

Is the spoon reef safe? If not, you might want to keep that away from nothing in your tank :)

;)That's the husband beater,she know's it wasn't really a hitchhiker:sad:

[denny_CC]

I wrote out. An answer to these questions but it sounded a bit depressing. So I will just have to reply in this manor. I have to get In contact with my mfg of nothing and get the appropriate answers as to not run into legal issues and misdirection of your questions.

so nothing??

[lockrookie]

Lol as I said man I have nothing... And in the end ill jut have to give nothing away for free or smash nothing up and throw it in the dumpster.

[ensquire]

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/18798128/jokes%20and%20smileys/LMFAO.gif Winner of "the best Thread so far in 2013"

[kien]

I have absolutely nothing for sale and I want a prime dollar for it. You may think its overpriced but you will enjoy the absence of quality I have to provide you. Also feel free to ask for pictures and nothing will be provided as there is nothing to show. If you happen to post years down the road in hopes nothing is still for sale. I have to apologize ahead of time as there was nothing to begin with anyways.

This has been brought to you by recent dud classifieds brought back to life. And I felt I should sell diddly squat for the fun of it

Have a day lol

http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af144/muzanji/07469692-C34C-492C-914E-BEE6904C6838-480-00000068D8AF277E.jpg

[The Grizz]

:doh: :loco:

[letsgofishin]

oh if only you were in BC, all the good nothing is in Alberta :sad:

[albert_dao]

I don't get it. What's the meta?

[lockrookie]

Lol I may believe its the dumbest thread of 2013 But I did have a well needed laugh.

Kien your payment can be in popcorn since I attempted to make some yesterday and in my dazed state hit 5 min on the timer instead of the popcorn button and lit my popcorn on fire in my microwave. Needless to say I'm banned from the microwave and my house smells. And is a bit scorched lol

[fishoholic]

If this is "The Nothing" you have then I don't want it, it's scary.

http://www.neverendingstory.com/images/Image128.jpg

(sadly I might be dating myself, but The neverending story was an amazing movie when I was a kid)

[RuGlu6]

I have absolutely nothing for sale and I want a prime dollar for it. You may think its overpriced but you will enjoy the absence of quality I have to provide you. Also feel free to ask for pictures and nothing will be provided as there is nothing to show. If you happen to post years down the road in hopes nothing is still for sale. I have to apologize ahead of time as there was nothing to begin with anyways.

This has been brought to you by recent dud classifieds brought back to life. And I felt I should sell diddly squat for the fun of it

Have a day lol

This is just brilliant ! Love it !

[Madmak]

I think I've been swindled on kijiji! I was looking for nothing specifically, exactly like you have, but this guy said he had the same thing so I bought it. It was tough to tell just from the internet pics but I kinda thought all nothing in Saskatchewan was the same but I guess not. It's nothing like what I expected so now I have nothing to show for the money I spent :(.

http://saskatoon.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-musical-instruments-guitars-Brand-new-never-used-air-Guitar-W0QQAdIdZ424819207

[Madmak]

I would sell it if anyone is interested.

[Leah]

I will take all you have. :biggrin:

[Ross]

Can you please explain the differences between your nothing and a Sweet F. All?
I hear that a sweet F. all is smells nicer.

[BMW Rider]

I'd really like some nothing. I have a lot of things that I need to do and having nothing to do would be really appealing. Is this a fixed quantity of nothing, or is it an unlimited supply. I'd be happy with even just a weeks worth if you have it.

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

Good luck with your sale. Wish you were closer. Whoever gets your nothing will be a very lucky person.:wink:

[lockrookie]

Lol and here I thought this died last night. Well sorry to say nothing has been sold and I have nothing left to sell. Since there was so much interest in nothing i will try To get nothing again for those who missed out. Hopefully I will have nothing by Next Christmas so that I can give everyone a little nothing from the bottom of by heart

Cheers
Jeff

[ocean diver]

I still think you should buy something because there is nothing in your head and it seems you need something!!!!!

[daplatapus]

Since it seems relevant in such a post, if anyone can figure out where this quote comes from I shall give away my nothing!
“I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.”

[Mandosh]

Since it seems relevant in such a post, if anyone can figure out where this quote comes from I shall give away my nothing!
“I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.”

"...and so good a continuer."

Where do I collect my nothing?

[jorjef]

Well sorry to say nothing has been sold and I have nothing left to sell.


I'm confused in one breath it's sold and in the next you still have it for sale!!!

[lockrookie]

Apparently I'm confused too since there is nothing in my head.

[Cal_stir]

My wife just gave me hell for nothing!

[TimT]

If you get " Money for nothing then you get chicks for free" according to Dire Straits.

Yeh yeh... I know I'm dating myself.