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daplatapus
12-06-2012, 02:47 PM
Ok, I have to admit I love this thread on RC so I thought I'd start one here. This is totally meant to all be in good humour.
Have you seen a typo or phrase someone said that is funny or if taken out of context can be? Post them here for a smile :D

sphelps
12-06-2012, 02:50 PM
I'll be too busy driving saucy meat down my throat don't worry about it!

:surprise:

kien
12-06-2012, 04:18 PM
I'm pretty sure you can't import mangroves from Hawaii, they are a protected species there.

:behindsofa:

sphelps
12-06-2012, 04:19 PM
Oh it's on

kien
12-06-2012, 04:20 PM
Oh it's on

:pop2:

sphelps
12-06-2012, 04:26 PM
Kien's too easy need a real challenge

Wow that's awesome! I want your crabs!!

Ross
12-06-2012, 04:49 PM
I would one day like to get mandarins and I would like to make sure they don't survive.

:twised:

sphelps
12-06-2012, 06:54 PM
Once a midget named Sissy said

I wonder if your pipe ever thought about going deeper into that clam.

kien
12-06-2012, 07:01 PM
I'm not sure I like how this thread is trending.. :lol:

Seriak
12-06-2012, 07:13 PM
Once a midget named Sissy said

LMAO!

lastlight
12-06-2012, 07:15 PM
I'm not sure I like how this thread is trending.. :lol:

The banhammer approaches!

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 07:17 PM
yu put the E in Idiot ha hahh hah h a get it

I know the Midget does:razz:

sphelps
12-06-2012, 07:24 PM
ha hahh hah h a

You have a very strange laugh

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 07:26 PM
You have a very strange laugh
. HEY look at me everyone I just got top award for being a Know it all and also for looking SMRT too





http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/sphelps/b1e5e1cc.jpg

sphelps
12-06-2012, 07:27 PM
Ahh the good old days, I still have all my hair :mrgreen: and btw you suck at this thread and I find it s little creepy how fast you got that picture of me up.

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 07:49 PM
i was actually looking before and to hack ya. and then you hit me with a post ,,

Leah
12-06-2012, 07:57 PM
You have a very strange laugh

Not half as strange as he is in person. :wink:

Aquattro
12-06-2012, 07:57 PM
I do have to ask that pictures don't get posted if they have not been previously posted to the board. Meaning don't go grabbing pics from somebody's collection elsewhere unless authorized. That's all. :)

Proteus
12-06-2012, 10:11 PM
This is a good thread. subscribed !!

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 10:38 PM
I do have to ask that pictures don't get posted if they have not been previously posted to the board. Meaning don't go grabbing pics from somebody's collection elsewhere unless authorized. That's all. :)
Im crazy but im not a creeper Brad no worries the pic is from putting a face to the name

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 10:38 PM
Not half as strange as he is in person. :wink: Well u didnt seem to mind me being around you Leah. I think you were quite doing alot of starrring hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

daplatapus
12-06-2012, 10:41 PM
Yup, just as funny here. Gotta love typo's and out of context quotes :D I knew ya'll would come through, lol

daplatapus
12-06-2012, 10:44 PM
I can't imagine the contortionist act you'd have to pull to do that standing up :razz:

:twised:

gregzz4
12-06-2012, 11:32 PM
Don't google domestic tranny.
:wink:

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 11:40 PM
Originally Posted by lastlight http://www.canreef.com/vbulletin/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.canreef.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=770136#post770136)
Don't google domestic tranny


dam it and I just did and I got this Picture of Aquattro

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/115/f130d32feaaf412fb1916d85c0785bc8/p.jpg
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funny thou I thought that Brad had more tatoos then that

sphelps
12-06-2012, 11:42 PM
Mike you're breaking the rules again

I do have to ask that pictures don't get posted if they have not been previously posted to the board. Meaning don't go grabbing pics from somebody's collection elsewhere unless authorized. That's all. :)

kien
12-06-2012, 11:50 PM
Mike you're breaking the rules again

Maybe the pic is from Mike's private collection? :noidea:

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 11:54 PM
Mike you're breaking the rules again
Im telling Mom then no one likes a tattle tale

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkeruNtR3GSBF7cVyJBbhdB5rn-a2wINKt8mMG1aT2IXXs69b0

Skimmerking
12-06-2012, 11:54 PM
Maybe the pic is from Mike's private collection? :noidea:
hey Bridget the midget dont you start

Proteus
12-07-2012, 12:33 AM
hey Bridget the midget dont you start

I think they prefer hobbit

Nano
12-07-2012, 12:51 AM
An oldie (before my time here anyway)


This sandwich needs more meat.

I hope that in no way relates to your love life.

daplatapus
12-08-2012, 12:35 AM
Topless baby.
:crazyeye:

lockrookie
12-28-2012, 02:37 AM
Yeah it can be frustrating! But I'm gonna take my time and try and get it up soon

Sorry windcoast reefs I had to throw this in here it just struck me as funny when taken out of context


Sent from my porcelain aquarium

11purewater
12-28-2012, 02:52 AM
Goes in hard comes out soft!water softener guy joke:cool:

michika
12-28-2012, 02:31 PM
Ok, I have to admit I love this thread on RC so I thought I'd start one here. This is totally meant to all be in good humour.
Have you seen a typo or phrase someone said that is funny or if taken out of context can be? Post them here for a smile :D

:mrgreen: I feel at home now. Now my two lounges have collided. I love it.

fishoholic
12-28-2012, 04:42 PM
Leah, I do not sleep with her. On my lap in front of the TV is a close as she gets to sleeping with me. :lol:

:lol:

Zoaelite
12-28-2012, 07:21 PM
:behindsofa:

Oh I laughed so hard at this :razz:.

I'm surprised no one has pulled out at of the retarded seahorse quotes yet...

daplatapus
01-03-2013, 11:47 PM
I'm always up for some jackassing. :lol:
:)

daplatapus
04-04-2013, 01:11 PM
If that brain ever needs a home......

Hmmm, reminds me of a song in a movie, lol

Ross
04-12-2013, 09:03 PM
interesting gadget. Never heard of it before. Atlthough, I might be tempted to just sit at my desk and shake my wrist :lol:

:lol:

fishoholic
04-13-2013, 01:14 AM
Kien makes it to easy:


the size of my little friend is not important here! Wait, what ??

:lol:

gregzz4
02-11-2014, 01:23 AM
If you're going to go that far.... the plastic bucket that we store salt in, and do water changes with could be toxic too. Or what about the plastic that your protein skimmer is made out of? Pump housings. PVC pipe..... etc etc etc. That could go on forever. Just because some sperm died in a lab somewhere in 2009 dosn't mean the end of the world for our reefs. People all over the world confidently use Brutes (including myself) for water changes and storage with no ill effects.
:lol:

gregzz4
02-11-2014, 03:03 AM
I meant to post this;
Just because some sperm died in a lab somewhere in 2009 dosn't mean the end of the world for our reefs

gregzz4
06-11-2015, 04:11 AM
Thread resurrection time!

Don't be saying saying from experience your positives and negatives.

NU-2reef
06-11-2015, 03:45 PM
Can I have your babies?

This made me lol :D

Having only read the last page. I had to read the entire thread wondering why this guy wants to have someone's babies!!!

Myka
06-11-2015, 04:21 PM
Gyrea PROMO's

Gyrea doesn't sound like something I want... ;)

lastlight
06-11-2015, 05:19 PM
This made me lol :D

Having only read the last page. I had to read the entire thread wondering why this guy wants to have someone's babies!!!

oh gosh! yeah, now i see what you're talking about lol. i should have been more specific =)

whatcaneyedo
06-12-2015, 02:16 AM
My all time favourite.

Tell me about it!! I'm a Chef by trade and I think a little bit of my brain exploded reading that. My wife is wondering why I'm yelling at the computer "A Cup Is A Cup!!!"

Colin

gregzz4
06-12-2015, 05:26 AM
Gyrea doesn't sound like something I want... ;)
Ditto!

Aquattro
06-13-2015, 11:02 PM
Well, I was wrong
...

Myka
06-14-2015, 04:15 AM
...

^ That's Brad speechless. Mark this day! :shocked!:

Aquattro
06-14-2015, 04:56 AM
^ That's Brad speechless. Mark this day! :shocked!:

Like that could really happen pfftt

Aquattro
06-16-2015, 06:06 AM
hmm

Hmm, just pulled it out. Best before date is 2 years ago :surprise:

NU-2reef
06-17-2015, 06:49 AM
LOL! Feels good to come out of the closet, right? Hehehe

Lol

Ram3500
10-14-2015, 05:28 AM
Sorry Greg but you said it

Ya ya, I know.
I should have been taking pics and posting on Canreef, instead of laying around the house moaning and coughing up a lung ... or trying to blow my bum out my nose.
And changing clothes every couple hours after I soaked them with sweat.

gregzz4
10-16-2015, 01:55 AM
Hey Ian it's all fair game
Man was I :sick: when I wrote that

gregzz4
09-19-2016, 03:55 AM
Looks like I have to resurrect this thread as I can't find it anywhere else on the web ...

Why does it always have to be me that does the tank maintenance ??

Myka
01-31-2017, 01:48 PM
Story of my life man, usually after a bang, boom, large crash, or me asking where my eyebrows just got to.


Charles

Made me snicker. :lol: