View Full Version : do you believe in zombies???? (now with christmas cheer)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 03:28 AM
well do yah huh huh huh;)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 03:31 AM
obviously to much coffee or somethuing lol.....:drinking:
reefwars
07-05-2011, 03:33 AM
im pretty sure there is a zombie under my bed....any advice???? is it reefsafe??
reefwars
07-05-2011, 03:35 AM
hummm i poked it with a stick and well it seems to be sleeping sooooooo how long do zombies sleep for???? is it possible its faking it and waiting for me to sleep??? man im freaked out now;)
whatcaneyedo
07-05-2011, 03:43 AM
Saltwater Seahorse (Did I get the name right?) used to talk to herself. And we all remember what happened to her... and no she did not turn into a zombie.
Millepora_Maniac
07-05-2011, 03:43 AM
did you make this thread and bump it up yourself?:razz: You're supposed to post, then wait for someone to respond, then post back, not post to yourself over and over. LOL
reefwars
07-05-2011, 03:45 AM
Saltwater Seahorse (Did I get the name right?) used to talk to herself. And we all remember what happened to her... and no she did not turn into a zombie.
she could have lol.....i mean we just dont know enough about them yet;)
which brings me to my tip for the night....watch your crabs they could be zombies in disquise:)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 03:48 AM
did you make this thread and bump it up yourself?:razz: You're supposed to post, then wait for someone to respond, then post back, not post to yourself over and over. LOL
i couldnt help it i mean i need answers when theres zombies running loose all over town and hiding under peoples beds and disquising themselves as crabs it helps to talk out loud and see if theres something missing hehehe;)
the main thing to remember is garlic does nothing to a zombie:)
Madreefer
07-05-2011, 04:02 AM
Sounds like you may have come across some B.C. bud.
reefwars
07-05-2011, 04:08 AM
Sounds like you may have come across some B.C. bud.
haha no this is genuine concern the more questions we ask the more answers we will recieve:)
ive been taking anti zombie inflammitorys and i havent been eaten by one zombie yet so there is hope:)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 04:11 AM
heres something to consider 99.9 percent of all people dont know they are a zombie untill they eat someone:) so when you look in the mirror ask yopur self "have i eaten somones brains today" if your answer is yes then its a very good pssibility your a zombie:)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 04:13 AM
not all zombies are evil theres been reported cases of zombies helping old ladies across the road with groceries and voluteering at soup kitchens:)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 04:19 AM
it turns out zombies prefer a green diet of vegetables and leafy foods....who would have thunk it:)
ScubaSteve
07-05-2011, 05:19 AM
im pretty sure there is a zombie under my bed....any advice???? is it reefsafe??
Homo Corpophagus var. Somnambulus or the Common North American Zombie is known to typically only feed on large prey (as suggested in this video evidence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSN2s8FY8Q)) and are not recommended to be placed in Predator Only set-ups. They are, however, considered to be reef safe with caution as they tend to ignore smaller reef inhabitants and are particularly well suited to nano or pico tanks where the limited space subdues their normally aggressive behavior. Recommended only for advanced reefkeepers prepared to handle their demanding dietary habits. Feed with caution as bites can be life altering, if not fatal.
lastlight
07-05-2011, 06:08 AM
Saltwater Seahorse (Did I get the name right?) used to talk to herself. And we all remember what happened to her... and no she did not turn into a zombie.
You got one of her names right. And... just because I still have these kicking around on my server:
http://fishbrains.net/images/solana/venn.gif
http://fishbrains.net/images/solana/graph.gif
Aquattro
07-05-2011, 06:17 AM
Brett, now you're gonna **** off her mom again.....
Aquattro
07-05-2011, 06:18 AM
Brett, now you're gonna **** off her mom again.....
Hmm, even with all my powers, I can't say ****...
lastlight
07-05-2011, 06:32 AM
Haha. That put a smile on my tired as heck face.
fishytime
07-05-2011, 06:40 AM
and they wonder why sometimes we westerners think they are weird:razz:
ScubaSteve
07-05-2011, 06:40 AM
You got one of her names right. And... just because I still have these kicking around on my server:
Dude, someone has to fill me in on all the details of that crazy bag. I had to take a hiatus from this site after she showed up for the sake of my sanity but I apparently missed out on some fun details. Anyone wanna PM me the story? I've been wanting to know forever!
Aquattro
07-05-2011, 06:44 AM
Steve, she just went away after that, I think mom took away her seahorsies, or her Internet access :)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 09:31 AM
Steve, she just went away after that, I think mom took away her seahorsies, or her Internet access :)
bahaha or she/he lurks around under a false alias ....creepy lol:)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 09:32 AM
You got one of her names right. And... just because I still have these kicking around on my server:
http://fishbrains.net/images/solana/venn.gif
http://fishbrains.net/images/solana/graph.gif
haha thats wicked sure lol
reefwars
07-05-2011, 11:56 AM
pretty sure zombies cost me my job as i was laid off this morning:( they work for next to nothing bit of flesh some brains possible chunk of mussell.....damn it
And in other news... A very good batch of LSD has reached the shores of Newfoundland. Authorities are still trying to find the source.
fencer
07-05-2011, 03:49 PM
Somebody has opened up his supply of Screech
lorenz0
07-05-2011, 03:49 PM
I believe in zombies!!!
they all work down town and drive out to suburbia in their huge suv's
Zoaelite
07-05-2011, 04:26 PM
Don't worry Denny me and my buddies have this conversation all the time, prior planning prevents poor performance and in the case of all these chumps it means there going to be munchin brains nice and soon.
Your welcome to join us in our "trail appliances zombie fortress", we have try outs though...
Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk
reefwars
07-05-2011, 05:41 PM
Somebody has opened up his supply of Screech
haha wayne i wont touch the stuff its scares me lol:)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 05:42 PM
And in other news... A very good batch of LSD has reached the shores of Newfoundland. Authorities are still trying to find the source.
shhhh that was our secret last time i get you to send me lsd lol;)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 05:44 PM
I believe in zombies!!!
they all work down town and drive out to suburbia in their huge suv's
Don't worry Denny me and my buddies have this conversation all the time, prior planning prevents poor performance and in the case of all these chumps it means there going to be munchin brains nice and soon.
Your welcome to join us in our "trail appliances zombie fortress", we have try outs though...
Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk
finally somebody in ther right minds see at the end of it all we will be the only ones alive....and its only a matter of tme:)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 05:57 PM
so today after discussing my thoughts with the experts we have came to some scientific conclusions they are as follows:
1) zombies dont like bee stings
2)zombies are afraid of ice cream cones(not waffle cones the old school stand up cones)
3)9 out of 10 zombies cant believe its not butter
4)every 10th zombie believes its butter
5)next to socks yes socks zombies are the root of all evil
6)a zombie may take your life but he doesnt have to wear your clothes
7)there are no coloured zombies so the minority is safe
8)zombies cant swim but they float so youll have to hold your breath
9)zombies in africa are called zimbombie
10)people over 80 are not infected
11)zombies cant type,write or speak but they know what your thinking
12)the first ever zombie we know about originated from saskatoon
13)zombies do like drugs;)
14)studys show that before you become a zombie you may have a slight tingling feeling in your left arm
15)a zombie cant walk backwards
16)zombies is plural for zombie
17)closing your eyes will not protect you
18)a zombie is not slow infact they move at the speed of light its just so fast they appear slow to our eyes
19)a zombie never picks up the tab he will most always dine and dash
20)if you must fight a zombie get em with the left hook zombies dont know about the left hook:)
im hoping with the knowlege we have learned here today and these well thought out and put together facts we have a chance at saving mankind:)
cheers all:)
lol
jhoepopoy
07-05-2011, 06:18 PM
yes i believe......
well do yah huh huh huh;)
nlreefguy
07-05-2011, 06:33 PM
I knew I should've put two and two together when I felt a tingling in my arm yesterday and then discovered than I had eaten my neighbors when I woke up this morning! Them's some good eats! (zombies also lose their concern for the rudiments of language)
phi delt reefer
07-05-2011, 06:33 PM
funny you bring this up Reefwars.
A couple months ago a buddy of mine and I had watched quite a few zombie movies/end of days type documentaries and seriously considered stockpiling some weapons (like seriously) to protect our families just in case something did go horribly wrong. Though zombies was an extreme - the next worst thing was people in an oil driven economy with no oil or money. The chaos would be unimaginable and civil law would cease to exist. (gives me the shivers just typing about it).
then we sobered up and forgot about what we had talked about until this thread came up...:D
lastlight
07-05-2011, 06:41 PM
stockpiling some weapons
I've already got my bone cutters and kent scraper at the ready. In a 'pinch' you could even resort to crushing appendages with Tunze magnets.
reefwars
07-05-2011, 07:26 PM
funny you bring this up Reefwars.
A couple months ago a buddy of mine and I had watched quite a few zombie movies/end of days type documentaries and seriously considered stockpiling some weapons (like seriously) to protect our families just in case something did go horribly wrong. Though zombies was an extreme - the next worst thing was people in an oil driven economy with no oil or money. The chaos would be unimaginable and civil law would cease to exist. (gives me the shivers just typing about it).
then we sobered up and forgot about what we had talked about until this thread came up...:D
hahaha now YOUR on to something i mean what is a zombie??? it could very well be some flesh eating monster or simply man gone wild right? in either case if it WERE to happen would you be prepared ,lets face it our world isnt perfect and as technology advances we experiment with the unknown and sooner or later we are gonna bite off more than we can chew(pardon my zombie pun) i mean this thread could be a complete waste of time by a guy who couldnt sleep and was bored or it could be the start of the revolution thats bound to happen be it from a mystical impossible point of view or facts about the world which we dont want to face;)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 07:28 PM
i do know this though.......when you think of it that way makes me want to have a secret hiding place and a good knowlege of basic weapons....trust no one especially the trusted:):)
reefwars
07-05-2011, 07:31 PM
I knew I should've put two and two together when I felt a tingling in my arm yesterday and then discovered than I had eaten my neighbors when I woke up this morning! Them's some good eats! (zombies also lose their concern for the rudiments of language)
hahah me and my brother had this convo last night and he told me he thinks hes a zombie so i said have you ever died?? he said" yes i have" i said have you ever eaten anyones brains or flesh..he said"yes i have" i said yup your a zombie my friend:):) he said what do i do??
i said you already did it:):) keep up the good work my zombie brother:)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 12:06 AM
do you think a zombie ever sneezes??
nlreefguy
07-06-2011, 12:10 AM
You know, if I ever get up in the morning and then go back to bed, I always have the post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare, never fails! It's my curse.
reefwars
07-06-2011, 12:14 AM
You know, if I ever get up in the morning and then go back to bed, I always have the post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare, never fails! It's my curse.
or blessing its a warning buddy on whats to come they say a little truth behind every dream:)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 12:16 AM
which leads me to rule number2....the double tap
i agree completely nows not a good time to be stingy with them bullets lol:)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 12:34 AM
yes i believe......
amen brother zombies dont scare me im ready for em i got my ice cream cone and a bee on a stick hahah id like to see a zombie try to tell me i cant have coffee ;)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 01:48 AM
heres some more scientific facts most people dont know about zombies:
1)a zombie can count to to ten but doesnt like the number 3
2)a zombie will eat marshmellows but not smores
3)if your bitten by a zombie penicillon will do you no good
4) zombies like to drink but dont get hungover
5)a zombie rarely flushes the toilet and almost always leaves the seat up
6)zombies never file income tax
7)zombies can rhyme
8)zombies dont care much for politics
9)zombies love netflix
10)a zombie carries a wireless signal with him at all times
11)if you push a zombie he may push back
12)zombies dont get addicted to ciggarettes
13)zombies need coffee in the morning or they have a bad day
14)again zombies dont like ice cream cones
15)zombies see only the colours purple and peach
16)zombies are asexual
17)a zombie never gets mad and rarely gets even
18)99.9 percent of all liberals are zombies
19)george bush once partied with a zombie
20)zombies dont get the flu but are prone to hoof and mouth disease not to mention flesh eating disease:)
21)every member of nickelback is a zombie
well there you have it some more scientific facts that could save your life incase there was ever an outbreak and zombies came for you!!
we here at the institute are constantly conducting random test to find out the ultimate weapon against this horrible race but we need your support if theres any facts that you know that we havent discovered pls post them here for the public to see.
best of luck in your battles
national association of zombie intelligence
n.a.z.i
intarsiabox
07-06-2011, 02:32 AM
All this zombie stuff is nonsense. Everyone knows that there is no such thing as zombies because as soon as the werewolves smell the rotten flesh they eat them. Sheesh, just because this is the lounge section doesn't mean that hard drive space should be wasted on ficticious things like zombies when werewolves are a real threat! And don't get lulled into a false sense on security when the moon's not full!
reefwars
07-06-2011, 02:39 AM
All this zombie stuff is nonsense. Everyone knows that there is no such thing as zombies because as soon as the werewolves smell the rotten flesh they eat them. Sheesh, just because this is the lounge section doesn't mean that hard drive space should be wasted on ficticious things like zombies when werewolves are a real threat! And don't get lulled into a false sense on security when the moon's not full!
true true but then when the werewolves eat the zombie flesh wouldnt they become zombie werewolves?? now thats a scary thought besides a silver bullet kills a werewolf or simply no moon zombies are out all the time and in a crowd infection spreads quick:)
intarsiabox
07-06-2011, 02:45 AM
Thanks, now I have to sleep in my locked closet tonight!
reefwars
07-06-2011, 02:48 AM
Thanks, now I have to sleep in my locked closet tonight!
haha i dont even have a locked closet i just kill one of the neighbors and leave them on the front lawn that ways they dont come into my house lol:)
but theres no need to live in fear we here at n.a.z.i want you to feel safe and know we are working around the clock for a solution.
bignose
07-06-2011, 02:48 AM
Denny stop drinking newfie saltwater!
reefwars
07-06-2011, 02:50 AM
Denny stop drinking newfie saltwater!
haha its not the saltwater that gets ya its the air and then of course the zombies but dont worry buddy because we here at n.a.z.i got your back even if you dont believe...we believe for you:) lol cheers:)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 04:18 AM
isnt anybody worried that zombies could walk into their house tonight while your sleeping and you wouldnt know it before its too late...it onlky takes one bite and then your done:)
ill be sleeping with an ice cream cone under my pillow i sure tell ya ;)
nlreefguy
07-06-2011, 02:12 PM
So is it just the cone they don't like? Or does there have to be ice cream in it? Because I tell ya, I slept with ice cream in it last night and I think I'll just put up with the zombies if I have to do that again! (also, I just ended up eating all the ice cream in my sleep) Can I just leave an ice cream cone on my bedroom door-knob? That would be much more convenient - then all I have to do is deal with the zombie horde outside my bedroom in the morning, no big deal...
reefwars
07-06-2011, 02:28 PM
So is it just the cone they don't like? Or does there have to be ice cream in it? Because I tell ya, I slept with ice cream in it last night and I think I'll just put up with the zombies if I have to do that again! (also, I just ended up eating all the ice cream in my sleep) Can I just leave an ice cream cone on my bedroom door-knob? That would be much more convenient - then all I have to do is deal with the zombie horde outside my bedroom in the morning, no big deal...
actually zombies like ice cream but hate the cones so if you use both its kinda neutral your lucky to be alive as they really wanted that ice cream but didnt want to take the chance on the cone lol soon though they will get brazin enough to go for it:)
my advice is to place cones all around your doors and windows outside then you can still have the house to your self but dont worry fred buddy:)
cause all of us at n.a.z.i (national institutue of zombie intellegence) are constantly working around the clock to find a way to eliminate the need for placing cones around your house and living in fear of these monsters:)
weve also learned today that zombies dont like fog so us here in nl have a greater chance of survival than those on the mainland:)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 02:36 PM
we are now recruiting new members for n.a.z.i for any of those interested in the ongoing war against zombies.....
qualifications:
must have clean drivers abstract
criminal records check
high school diploma
eligible for ei
must like long walks on the beach
must be legal age
no purchase necessary
no zombie experience required
**residents of quebec may be asked to answer a skill testing question***
reefwars
07-06-2011, 02:52 PM
bahaha everytime i go back and read through this thread i laugh my zombie ass off lol
now todays going to be a good day at the institute were all going to drink screech and conduct some more random test so stay tuned for some more facts about zombies that could save your life:):)
nlreefguy
07-06-2011, 08:17 PM
Are you guys franchising out the institute? Cuz Torbay could really use a chapter! I wanna be local president! (or president of the post zombie wasteland, whichever comes first)
fishoholic
07-06-2011, 08:52 PM
And in other news... A very good batch of LSD has reached the shores of Newfoundland. Authorities are still trying to find the source.
Denny stop drinking newfie saltwater!
:pound:
I think Denny is either:
A) Bored and has nothing better to do with his time
B) High as a kite
C) Drank to much newfie water....or
D) Is sercretly using this thread to post pad :razz:
My vote is a combo of all of the above :lol: :razz:
reefwars
07-06-2011, 09:06 PM
:pound:
I think Denny is either:
A) Bored and has nothing better to do with his time
B) High as a kite
C) Drank to much newfie water....or
D) Is sercretly using this thread to post pad :razz:
My vote is a combo of all of the above :lol: :razz:
hahah laurie you know me to well lol but it started as A then i went to B and then B again then i was thirsty so i went to then i figured i would D while i was in such a good mood lol:)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 09:10 PM
Are you guys franchising out the institute? Cuz Torbay could really use a chapter! I wanna be local president! (or president of the post zombie wasteland, whichever comes first)
ITS ACTUALLY NON PROFIT AS WE FIGURE IF THE WORLD ENDS WHATS THE POINT OF MONEY....dont know why i capped all that but hey why not its friday right yeeee hawwww!!!!! lol:)
reefwars
07-06-2011, 09:14 PM
so heres what the instuitute learned today while we were on the screech and conducting more random test we learned:
im sorry we actually learned nothing as alot of us passed out some of us gopt sick and one person was bit by our test zombie named "daisy"
national institute of zombie intellegence
n.a.z.i
"taking over the world for a better tomorrow"
fishoholic
07-07-2011, 03:06 AM
hahah laurie you know me to well lol but it started as A then i went to B and then B again then i was thirsty so i went to then i figured i would D while i was in such a good mood lol:)
Ah ha! I knew I was onto something :razz:
reefwars
10-26-2011, 12:10 AM
bump
we should really start preparing for the end i just bought some chain mail in case the outbreak happens before im completely prepared;)
The Grizz
10-26-2011, 02:54 AM
My Huskies keep the cyoties and our local wolf ( yes there is a wolf in our area, I have seen the big ba$tard too ) so I am not worried about zombies but.........a boarded, stoned, drunk & post padding Newfie has me a little concerned, happily he has no transport :biggrin:
My preparedness strategy centers around Rule # 1 of Zombieland (http://www.zombielandrules.com/zombieland-rule-1-cardio/)
PS.
http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af144/muzanji/zombies-hate-fast-food.jpg
jorjef
10-26-2011, 03:23 AM
My preparedness strategy centers around Rule # 1 of Zombieland (http://www.zombielandrules.com/zombieland-rule-1-cardio/)
I concur, although at my age I may be inclined to go for "The double tap"
Corbin
10-26-2011, 03:24 AM
i just read this whole thread... i need a beer.
jorjef
10-26-2011, 03:29 AM
i just read this whole thread... i need a beer.
My eyes have cleared up a bit..the iodine helped with the fork holes.
reefwars
12-23-2011, 04:28 PM
despite poular belief zombies actually enjoy christmas;)
reefwars
12-23-2011, 04:42 PM
well the organization has just released its "zombie christmas facts that could save your life" handbook here are some random facts from the handbook that could save your life in the event a zombie was to crash your christmas party;)
1) zombies + eggnogg= were wolves
2)a zombie was actually the first saint nick
3)when the apocolyspe hits....reindeer are safe
4) you can lead a zombie to mistle toe....but you should not take the kiss
5) a zombie celebrates 13 days of christmas
6) zombies believe hannukah is an urban myth
7) a zombie says merry christmas...not happy hollidays
8) you can slow a zombie down on its flesheating hunt by feeding it a turkey dinner....we find mobility is reduced after turkey
9)rudolf was the first northern zombie...his red nose was blood
10)after 12 cups of eggnogg and rum....everyones a zombie
11) there is no letter z in christmas.....but there is an i...think about that
12)zombies always go for the gifts first...then the cookies
13) a zombie has been known to slip on ice
14) zombies are mesmorized by christmas lights
15) a zombie can do the macarana
16)if your secret santa is a zombie....expect a box of brain chunks
17)the sound of bells blows up a zombies head...but they just grow into small multiple zombies
18)zombies make square snowman
19) no 2 zombies are alike
20)carolers are usually a zombies first choice of food in a crowd
well there you have it more facts that "could" save your life incase zombies were feeling festive this year
dont forget to stock up on your ice cream cones:):)
xmas!!!!!!!!!!!
RuGlu6
12-23-2011, 04:54 PM
I would say it's too much coffee, until just two days ago i red these two short books from Steven Quayle
http://www.stevequayle.com/
Talking about too much coffee he also presents a lot of hard to believe material about giants
Here is the first free book about zombies only 16 pages in pdf
http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/11_Disease/110923.call.damned.pt1.pdf
Second book is also small, but more scientific believe it or not with some good references, was fun to read nevertheless.
http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/11_Disease/110923.call.damned.pt2.pdf
.
You will not find his books anywhere on the web except from his web site
http://www.stevequayle.com/books/books.html
I would put these books in to far out there, crazy staff category LOL,
reefwars
12-23-2011, 05:16 PM
this is the last christmas we will ever have.....the next one belongs to the living dead:)
fishytime
01-02-2012, 05:46 AM
I hear ya Denny.....Laurie and I have started stockpiling for the impending apocalypse.....no food.....no water.....no batteries..... but we're slowly getting the tanks covered ......
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o19/fishytime/Fishytime%202/IMGP5965.jpg
reefwars
01-02-2012, 06:12 AM
holy crap i know where im going when it all goes south hehe:)
Now you just need A ass load of solar panels, and a steady supply of water, and then that takes care of the fish! now you have to protect them from the zombies
fishytime
04-07-2012, 06:26 AM
Now you just need A ass load of solar panels, and a steady supply of water, and then that takes care of the fish! now you have to protect them from the zombies
fish have small brains so I think maybe they will be safe:wink:
started my training....will soon be an anti-zombie soulja:mrgreen:
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o19/fishytime/Fishytime%202/IMGP6186.jpg
Aquattro
04-07-2012, 01:25 PM
started my training....will soon be an anti-zombie soulja:mrgreen:
Started running with Keener?? :)
fishytime
04-07-2012, 02:27 PM
Started running with Keener?? :)
no sir......no need to run with a Glock in your hand:wink:
Aquattro
04-08-2012, 02:45 AM
no sir......no need to run with a Glock in your hand:wink:
got a point there!
reefwars
04-08-2012, 03:20 AM
think this thread still has christmas cheer???
oh and i had tea tonight with a zombie........zombies do not like coffee:P
reefwars
04-08-2012, 03:21 AM
i run with scissors
interesting...........be carefull :P
Aquattro
04-08-2012, 03:52 AM
think this thread still has christmas cheer???
This thread will always have Christmas cheer!!
Borderjumper
04-08-2012, 05:11 AM
Just in case
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/Carrida/Hornady-Zombie-ammo-courtesy-ar15_com_.jpg
subman
04-08-2012, 05:13 AM
This thread will always have Christmas cheer!!
Nothing says Christmas like brain sucking Zombies!
mmmmmmmbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
reefwars
04-08-2012, 05:54 AM
Just in case
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/Carrida/Hornady-Zombie-ammo-courtesy-ar15_com_.jpg
i need to have this:P
Borderjumper
04-08-2012, 06:44 AM
i need to have this:P
Check out hornadys website, they come in most caliber's, and the tips really are green!
reefwars
09-15-2012, 04:09 AM
well i dont know about you guys but i made it through summer with very few bites(that one zombie looked tasty im sorry) , ice cream cone in hand i fought each and every corner knowing any minute a zimbombie could eat my brains......i also learned some usefull things this summer that could help save your life if a zombie or zimbombie were to cross your path:twised:
updated tips to keeping zombies away:
1)zombies hate heat, but love to work up a sweat
2)zombies do not tan
3) zombies pee in the water
4)stay away from bears...they attract zombies
5)justin bieber is a zombie
6)zombies hate justin bieber...its a beautiful thing:P
7)during summer months zombies work at 7/11
8)zombies love metal concerts...its true i seen it with my own eyes:P
9)zombies can change into bats when its dark and.....oh wait thats vamps
10)zombies are huge resident evil fans....avoid theaters download for free!!!
well there it is , we hope you find this information useful before its really needed, write it down get it tattooed do whatever you got to do but remember this.....a zombie works at 7/11
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gregzz4
09-15-2012, 04:10 AM
Wow, you really are bored, aren't you ...
reefwars
09-15-2012, 04:13 AM
Wow, you really are bored, aren't you ...
i knew you were going to be the first to reply.....zombies always are:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
reefwars
09-15-2012, 04:31 AM
and do we really need the christmas cheer????
gregzz4
09-15-2012, 04:33 AM
i knew you were going to be the first to reply.....zombies always are:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
and do we really need the christmas cheer????
OH ... turd !!!
I'm still sitting here waiting for P-bucket to come back to life, watching my new Kole to see if he'll eat nori, and you gotta pull out the troll card ..........
reefwars
09-15-2012, 04:35 AM
OH ... turd !!!
I'm still sitting here waiting for P-bucket to come back to life, watching my new Kole to see if he'll eat nori, and you gotta pull out the troll card ..........
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtBrzEwXmyYuqmisU9FVtCw1Xrqe9pL M-RE_nQQ-HIgAsvH_1lYg
Hmmm this reminds me.. I need to finish my book I'm reading. Strangely enough my brother got it for me for Christmas. It's called "preparing for a zombie apocalypse"... no jokes
gregzz4
09-15-2012, 04:44 AM
Hmmm this reminds me.. I need to finish my book I'm reading. Strangely enough my brother got it for me for Christmas. It's called "preparing for a zombie apocalypse"... no jokes
Is there a date on it ?
Since you got it last x-mas it may be too late to prepare now :surprise:
Haha it was printed last year. It actually talks about the doomsday prophecies of 2012 and blah blah blah, so its supposedly geared towards this year.. its all bull obviously though lol. Mind you that story about that guy in Florida eating that other guy while being shot is a red flag.. hmmmm... :eating:
gregzz4
09-15-2012, 04:55 AM
Hmm, makes me wonder where our investments will be on Dec 23rd ...
Hahahah :mrgreen:
I'll tell you where they should be... Bullets and brains.
Jeontai
09-15-2012, 02:57 PM
If you are worried about Zombies, you have to build something like this: http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/finally-a-decent-zombieproof-house.php
Enigma
09-15-2012, 03:38 PM
I do!
That's why I've got a bunch of these rounds for my 30-30:
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax
For those of you in Calgary . . . Come to my house in the event of zombiepocalypse! We may not beat them, but I've got a enough firepower to have a good time trying. ;)
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