Oh Revenge is soooooo Sweet!

[Lance]

Hi everyone. This is Lance's wife Joan. I don't know if this is the right place to post this: if so i apologize. As some of you know my husband has on two occasions talked me into helping him clean out some pipes on his fish tanks and somehow I managed to end up rather messy both times. Then he has the nerve to tell everybody about it on his "fish forum." Well, today I got him back good and quite by accident.
We have a garden hose on the sundeck which I use to water the plants etc. The hose has one of those gun thingys on it and we just leave the pressure on very low so when you squeeze the trigger it is the perfect flow for watering plants. This morning I was rinsing off a stubborn stain and turned the pressure up all the way. After I was done I forgot to turn the pressure back down.
This afternoon Lance takes the container, (I don't know what it's called but it is full of brown skimmer stuff that drains from the skimmer the skimmer through a long hose.

[Lance]

Hi everyone. This is Lance's wife Joan. I don't know if this is the right place to post this: if so i apologize. As some of you know my husband has on two occasions talked me into helping him clean out some pipes on his fish tanks and somehow I managed to end up rather messy both times. Then he has the nerve to tell everybody about it on his "fish forum." Well, today I got him back good and quite by accident.
We have a garden hose on the sundeck which I use to water the plants etc. The hose has one of those gun thingys on it and we just leave the pressure on very low so when you squeeze the trigger it is the perfect flow for watering plants. This morning I was rinsing off a stubborn stain and turned the pressure up all the way. After I was done I forgot to turn the pressure back down.
This afternoon Lance takes the container, (I don't know what it's called but it is full of brown skimmer stuff that drains from the skimmer through a long hose.

Oops, I wasn't finished yet and hit Submit.

So he takes the lid off and aims the hose into the container. Of course when he pulls the trigger on the hose he blasts the skimmer stuff all over himself. It smelled so foul I almost felt sorry for him. Almost. LOL

[parkinsn]

:lol: Skimmate in the face.... Gotta love that. :lol:

[seanoman]

Oh man thats HILARIOUS!!!! Karma comes back to bite you in the butt.

Thanks for posting and letting us all know.

:mrgreen:

[christyf5]

:rofl: that is awesome!!!

[bvlester]

:lol:Ho how I have laughed at his posts now I can't stop laughing at this one. I think his mess smells allot worse than the one you had, some times the smell from skim mate does not come out for a while...:lol:
So now do you have to take him a vacation of his choice????

Bill

[lastlight]

LMAO! MY wife and I just busted 2 guts thank-you!

Now I think I had better go back and check my post history to see if my wife is doing this with my account. I fear she may have said a perverted thing or two over the years. Shoot.

[PoonTang]

ROFLMAO that is hilarious. Oh and yes Joan I guess you do owe him a holiday now :)

[Flash]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! oh that is good!!! LOVE IT!!!:lol:

[Lance]

Oh fer Chrissakes woman, get off my computer!

It wasn't that bad people. I only had to throw out my t-shirt and shower twice. Now I'm good as new except my Beagle won't come anywhere near me. Which now that I think of it is not a bad thing. :mrgreen:

[Lance]

Oh yeah. I choose Australia: snorkling & diving in the Great Barrier Reef!

[no_bs]

KARMA, woohoo.

[hillegom]

Australia
Beautiful
Go for it

[christyf5]

LOL, you guys are just going to keep doing this to each other every year so you have an excuse to go on a sweet trip aren'tcha? :razz:

[marie]

LOL, you guys are just going to keep doing this to each other every year so you have an excuse to go on a sweet trip aren'tcha? :razz:

Nothing wrong with that as long as they keep telling us about it :lol:

[fishoholic]

KARMA, woohoo.

I have to agree :pound: GO JOAN!!!!!

[fishoholic]

LOL, you guys are just going to keep doing this to each other every year so you have an excuse to go on a sweet trip aren'tcha? :razz:

:lol: You might be onto something here :lol:

[noirsphynx]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! Pay back!!!! Too funny!!!!

[Leah]

Lance,

I am so sorry :wink:.... that the beagle won't sit in your lap. :lol:

[kien]

what is wrong with you people!?!? Why do you guys keep eating skimmate???? :lol::lol:

[Lance]

I see someone's given me a nice little slogan under my Avatar. I wonder who Brett? When the women come running to my door to throw money at me so they can look as pretty as me from my special facial I'll have you to thank. :mrgreen:

[Delphinus]

Dude (and dudette) ... Words fail me. :lol:

[lastlight]

Lance I wish I had that kind of power. I'd make a comment about some of those who DO but we all know what would happen to my custom handle!

Had another good laugh when I noticed that though!

[Lance]

Lance I wish I had that kind of power. I'd make a comment about some of those who DO but we all know what would happen to my custom handle!

Had another good laugh when I noticed that though!


Ahh! Tony must be the culprit. Yeah, I was on the Island all day and when I got home and logged on I nearly wet my pants from laughing!

[Delphinus]

Actually this one wasn't me!!! I claim 100% innocence!!

[Lance]

Hmmmm. Must be Ryan then. :black:

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

Lance & Lancette (ie. Joan)

Too awesome. Thanks for the giggles. Great way to end a good day all around. Payback is a b!tch I've heard, but this is the first time it's sooooooo smelly too.

Anthony

[muck]

Hmmmm. Must be Ryan then. :black:

lol... wasn't me either Lance. Though i do find it funny. :lol:
When you booking your trip to Sydney?

[kevNnic]

lol. thats brutal! stuff smells like death~!

[PoonTang]

LOL, absolutely priceless. I had been noticing you skin was beginning to take on a nice sort of glow. Guess your secret is out now.

[Lance]

LOL, absolutely priceless. I had been noticing you skin was beginning to take on a nice sort of glow. Guess your secret is out now.


This is before facial: :silly:

The nog facial applied: :black:

And the after: :eyebrows:

[fishoholic]

This is before facial: :silly:

The nog facial applied: :black:

And the after: :eyebrows:

:lol:

My guess the name came from Christy or Brad.

[Lance]

:lol:

My guess the name came from Christy or Brad.


Maybe, but I doubt it was Christy. Nog facial has a little too much sexual overtone for a girl. :mrgreen: