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peterhook
02-02-2010, 05:50 AM
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

Aquatic Addictions
02-02-2010, 07:06 AM
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

PONTIAC : Poor old Ni***r thinks its a cadilac I dont like saying this one as it is durogatory but please take in humor :)
FORD... found on road dead, flip over read directions, for old retired drunks, f***ed on race day

Zoaelite
02-02-2010, 07:16 AM
PONTIAC : Poor old Ni***r thinks its a cadilac I dont like saying this one as it is durogatory but please take in humor :)
FORD... found on road dead, flip over read directions, for old retired drunks, f***ed on race day

:shocked:

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
AHAHAH, this brought me about 15 mins of laughter :lol:.

VFX
02-02-2010, 07:26 AM
Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

GM - Getta Mechanic

Ford - Frequently Off Road Damaged

BMW - Black Mans Wheels (if you've seen the pimped up '80's 325i's in East London you'll know how that came about)

BMW - ruder version of above with the word 'Wheels' replaced.

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ElGuappo
02-02-2010, 07:30 AM
FIAT fix it again tony.

Loved the porche and ponitac ones...Newfie ???:wink:

Marlin65
02-02-2010, 03:25 PM
Ford- Found on road dead
Jeep- Junk each and every part.
ABC restaurant- Already been chewed.

my2rotties
02-02-2010, 03:43 PM
I have to agree 100% to the Toyota and the Ford.

lorenz0
02-02-2010, 03:46 PM
toyota one isn't true. lol the recall they are going through right now is insane

Interior_Reef
02-02-2010, 03:53 PM
DODGE
Dont.Over.Drive.Gutless.Engines

mseepman
02-02-2010, 03:55 PM
IF I was a Toyota customer, I would be pretty ****ed about their dishonesty when they tried to previously cover up the problem by telling people they had "faulty floor mats". I mean, how lame can an excuse get and how questionable of intellect are the people who accepted this? An example of where people's "perception" of Toyota over-rode their common sense.

Just my opinion though.

riceboy
02-02-2010, 05:17 PM
that pontiac on is awesome:lol:

lorenz0
02-02-2010, 06:29 PM
IF I was a Toyota customer, I would be pretty ****ed about their dishonesty when they tried to previously cover up the problem by telling people they had "faulty floor mats". I mean, how lame can an excuse get and how questionable of intellect are the people who accepted this? An example of where people's "perception" of Toyota over-rode their common sense.

Just my opinion though.

using aftermarket floor mats has been known to cause problems. personally i have seen the gas pedal catch on them, the clutch catch, the floor mats being to big and issues with engaging the clutch due to the pedal not going down far enough. but for what happened with toyota and techs calling floor mat issues without proper diag is not acceptable.

personally my favorite car saying i have seen is:

dodge the father, ram the daughter. i had a good laugh over this

the marine apprentice
02-02-2010, 07:04 PM
chev
Cheap Hutterite Escape Vehicle

my2rotties
02-02-2010, 07:19 PM
Ironically enough, they are the Toyotas that were built in North America and not the ones built in Japan:sad:

This is the first time Toyota has had recall issues like this. How many domestic made vehicles have had this happen numerous times?

I have had my Fj for almost four years and it was one of the first ones made. I have never had a single issue with it ever, and I off road it and drive it hard. I change the oil and put gas into it, that's all. It is my first Toyota and I am never looking back.

toyota one isn't true. lol the recall they are going through right now is insane

banditpowdercoat
02-02-2010, 11:45 PM
MOPAR
Move Over Pontiac's Are Racing

FORD
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Found On Road Dead

And it's no wonder Toyota has problems with their gas pedal. Have you seen the complicated block of plastic and metal they got? what happened to a simple, unfailable pivot point?

Marlin65
02-03-2010, 12:50 AM
Malibu boats had a huge recall a few years back as well with their throttles sticking wide open.
Not to good on a boat with no brakes.

banditpowdercoat
02-03-2010, 01:28 PM
Malibu boats had a huge recall a few years back as well with their throttles sticking wide open.
Not to good on a boat with no brakes.

Maybe Toyota used Malibu's old pedal assemblys LOL