MMMMmmmmmmmmm! Corals & Boobies!

[Lance]

Last night I had to run out to the store for a few things. When I got back, I walked into the family room to find my wife up on the step stool, bent over the tank, naked from the waist up. :crazyeye: I have to say I've never seen her look better!
Corals and boobies together! As Mary Poppins would say: "These are a few of my favourite things".
It seems a snail had gotten itself wedged upside down in some rock and she felt so sorry for it she couldn't wait for me to rescue it. Today I'm going to award that snail with a nice piece of nori.

[Rbacchiega]

HAHAHHAHA
thanks Lance...that was fantastic. It's like Deuce Bigalow!

[Zoaelite]

aHAHA, thanks for the early morning laugh :lol:!
Levi

[Leah]

Oh, good grief!...... You guy's are a sad bunch, tee hee!!! Does she know you posted this??? ha!

[marie]

Oh, good grief!...... You guy's are a sad bunch, tee hee!!! Does she know you posted this??? ha!

+1 :lol:

[mike31154]

Chuckle.....Corals, Boobies & Behinds...... MMMmmmmm

[Myka]

Hahahahaha!! I can just imagine how my bf would like me to look after my tank naked too! Too funny.

[Lance]

Hahahahaha!! I can just imagine how my bf would like me to look after my tank naked too! Too funny.


Boyfriend Shmoyfriend. What about your fellow Canreefers?

[Lance]

Oh, good grief!...... You guy's are a sad bunch, tee hee!!! Does she know you posted this??? ha!


No she doesn't, and we're going to keep it our little secret. (Right Marie).

[muck]

BWAHAHAHAHA.... LAnce you crack me up.

First the air compressor story and now this...:lol::lol:

[Leah]

Maybe she is just trying to get you out of the house more, we woman can be pretty evil!:twised:
And did I mention we stick together, when need be.:wink:

[marie]

No she doesn't, and we're going to keep it our little secret. (Right Marie).

Oooh, blackmailability :razz:

You might want to rename this thread " a really boring thread about absolutely nothing at all" ....Just in case she checks out the forum when your not around

[Lance]

Oooh, blackmailability :razz:


You just hush-up Marie or I'll send Molly up to the kennel for an extended visit.

[Lance]

Maybe she is just trying to get you out of the house more, we woman can be pretty evil!:twised:
And did I mention we stick together, when need be.:wink:


You're absolutley right there. The ink is not even dry from this thread and I'm already being blackmailed by a woman. Boobies and an apple. The Devil armed you well.

[Delphinus]

To be honest I was sort of disappointed that "boobies" referred to .. actual boobies, and not some reef-related livestock item with a funny name. :redface:

[Lance]

To be honest I was sort of disappointed that "boobies" referred to .. actual boobies, and not some reef-related livestock item with a funny name. :redface:


Sorry Tony. I think you were looking for the Montipora breastaphyllia.

[Leah]

When I was a kid my Dad called me Boobie as a nick name. You should see people when he calls me that now....really funny!

[Borderjumper]

whats the big deal? Dont you guys take your shirts off too when you have to reach to the bottom of your tanks?:razz:

LOL watch all the guys now " umm hunny, we need a new 30"deep tank"

[Chowder]

This thread is useless without pictures:lol:

[365seasons]

+1 ^ (borderjumper)
my tank is 36" deep and my wife is equally interested in the hobby :lol:

[Lance]

This thread is useless without pictures:lol:


Oh sure. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

[Delphinus]

My 3 year old son has trouble with certain sounds. Like a lot of words come out as starting with a "T" when they should start with other sounds. For example, "kitties" comes out as "titties." Imagine how I might have felt when I found out he was telling everyone in his gymnastic group that his "daddy has really nice titties." :neutral:

[Lance]

My 3 year old son has trouble with certain sounds. Like a lot of words come out as starting with a "T" when they should start with other sounds. For example, "kitties" comes out as "titties." Imagine how I might have felt when I found out he was telling everyone in his gymnastic group that his "daddy has really nice titties." :neutral:


HeHe. My son used to have trouble with t-r . Truck came out like F--- After being chastised several times, when asked to say truck, he'd say: "I no say truck I say car."

[Lance]

Oh, and by the way Tony, Kramer came up with the "Man Bro" for those "nice titties" of yours.

[soapy]

Uggh, thanks for that man, I just got a visual involving tentacles. Now I gotta go wash out my eyeballs with soap...

[my2rotties]

Hilarious!!! I always thought all woman did a wet Tshirt contest on tank cleaning day... Good thing I live in the sticks and no people come to the door. Never thought you guys would even notice... got to try tank cleaning when hubby gets home later.:twised:

Honestly never thought there would be any appeal to smelling like a fish tank, boobies or no boobies...

[mseepman]

Haha....and I was convinced that a 24" tank would be deep enough when I build my new one...you just got me thinking...hmm.

[Zoaelite]

My 3 year old son has trouble with certain sounds. Like a lot of words come out as starting with a "T" when they should start with other sounds. For example, "kitties" comes out as "titties." Imagine how I might have felt when I found out he was telling everyone in his gymnastic group that his "daddy has really nice titties." :neutral:

Thanks, I just high impact projected milk from my nose into my keyboard because of you :lol::lol::lol:.

[Blom]

Boobies and an apple. The Devil armed you well.

HAHA, thats too funny. Thanks for that Lance!

[Delphinus]

I do NOT have nice titties! And please... we prefer the term "Mansiere"..

Oh, and by the way Tony, Kramer came up with the "Man Bro" for those "nice titties" of yours.

[Lance]

I do NOT have nice titties! And please... we prefer the term "Mansiere"..


Oh sorry, Tony. I apologize. You have ugly titties. :wink:

[Delphinus]

Hey! Hands ABOVE the keyboard if you please!!! BOTH hands! :p

[Leah]

X-Rated!

[fishoholic]

:pound: You guys are going to make me fall off of my computer chair I'm laughing so hard!

On the other hand, I think I now know why Steve was ok with getting another 30" tall tank :razz:

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

Irene was NOT amused, but I think this thread is hilarious. Thanks for the giggles.

Anthony

[Snappy]

Hey Lance we appreciate you keeping us "a-breast" of the situation.
Thanks for the mammories.:wink:

[Leah]

:biggrin::biggrin:Hilarious, o.m.g, too much, can't stop laughing

[my2rotties]

Tony you are doing the wrong thing for a living!!! You need to do stand up comedy, and I am not joking. You could get your dream car and then some...

I think there are stand up comedian groupies... so you would get the titties, I mean kitties you make mention of.

Hey! Hands ABOVE the keyboard if you please!!! BOTH hands! :p

[banditpowdercoat]

Thats funny, because my wife likes it when I work on the tanks. I usually have my shirt off. I should make her do more work on the tank HAHAHA

[karazy]

hahaaha, omg. best thread ever. it has everything a teenage boy reefer could want:lol::lol:

[Lance]

hahaaha, omg. best thread ever. it has everything a teenage boy reefer could want:lol::lol:


Hmmm. Just what age teenager are you? A young teenager or an older teenager?

[karazy]

Hmmm. Just what age teenager are you? A young teenager or an older teenager?

younger.

[Zoaelite]

:neutral:



















(Wheres this going lance:lol:)

[StirCrazy]

ok, put the 18+ rating on this thread so the kiddies can't see it :mrgreen:

[animalcrossing]

sweet thats awesome

[Lance]

Imagine how I might have felt when I found out he was telling everyone in his gymnastic group that his "daddy has really nice titties." :neutral:

Ohhhh Tony!

[Lance]

OMG! Posted in wrong thread. Meant to be in the quotable quotes thread. Help!:redface:


IDIOT!!!

[lastlight]

haha!

whatever... brought back some memories :lol:

[Proteus]

I'm glad you posted here. Had a good laugh

[mohammadali]

( . ) ( . ) lol I didn't read all of this threat. So boobies is a name for snail ?

[Lance]

( . ) ( . ) lol I didn't read all of this threat. So boobies is a name for snail ?

No, I caught my wife with her shirt off retrieving a snail that was stuck in the rockwork.

[mohammadali]

Hahahahahaa that's funny.

[ckmullin]

You had me @ "...a snail had gotten itself wedged upside down...." with that topic title.

[lpsreefer]

closest thing i can find.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y82mtLnXsy8