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Now that I have your attention.... I can't be the only one up at midnight, someone tell me a joke :)
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Der_Iron_Chef
07-01-2008, 06:59 AM
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Mwaaaaa ha ha ha.
Terrible!
My dad would appreciate that one
chevyjaxon
07-01-2008, 09:18 AM
guess what i heard?
chevyjaxon
07-01-2008, 09:18 AM
elephants!
michika
07-01-2008, 02:48 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-pug-loves-beer.jpg
Lance
07-01-2008, 05:47 PM
A family of moles live in a mole hole. One morning Papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the breeze and says: "Mmmmm, I smell maple syrup."
Mama mole sticks her head out of the hole too and says: "Mmmmm, I smell honey." Baby mole can't get by his parents to stick his head out of the hole. He sniffs the air and says: "All I can smell is moleasses!!!."
guess what i heard?
elephants!
what?! :)
WhoPoopWrasse
07-02-2008, 01:03 AM
2 canibals are eating a clown, one says to the other... does this taste funny to you? :lol::lol::lol:
A family of moles live in a mole hole. One morning Papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the breeze and says: "Mmmmm, I smell maple syrup."
Mama mole sticks her head out of the hole too and says: "Mmmmm, I smell honey." Baby mole can't get by his parents to stick his head out of the hole. He sniffs the air and says: "All I can smell is moleasses!!!."
Ha Ha Ha....
WhoPoopWrasse
07-02-2008, 01:12 AM
k, this one really not nice but hey, you gotta laugh at something...
A dwarf is driving along in traffic and the guy behind him hits his car accidentally. The dwarf is steaming mad, gets out of his car, walks over to the guy behind him and says "I'm not happy!!" so the other guys says "So which one are you?" :lol:
WhoPoopWrasse
07-02-2008, 01:17 AM
alright, one more...
2 French guys are sitting down for lunch and one guy says if you can guess what's in my lunch box I'll let you have it, I'll give you a hint, it starts with the letter "N" so the other guy says is it an apple, and the other guy says "no stupid! it's an orange!":biggrin:
banditpowdercoat
07-02-2008, 01:18 AM
Wana hear a joke?My working career. HA,
:sad:
WhoPoopWrasse
07-02-2008, 01:20 AM
can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!:mrgreen:
just kidding!
banditpowdercoat
07-02-2008, 01:46 AM
can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!:mrgreen:
just kidding!
ya, I USED to get paid....
Ephraim
07-02-2008, 02:10 AM
what's it called when a midget fortune teller escapes from prison?
"Small Medium, at Large"
crtrcrzy
07-02-2008, 02:13 AM
a grasshopper hops into the bar ,goes to the bartender give me a beer ,the bartender looks up and says "we have adrink named after you"the grasshopper says what you have a drink named stan
Lance
07-02-2008, 02:38 AM
3 strings walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender looks at them and says "I'm sorry we don't serve strings in here, you have to leave. Next bar: same thing: won't serve strings. When they come to the 3rd bar, one of the strings ties up his his neck and musses his hair. Goes into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "Are you a string?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
chevyjaxon
07-02-2008, 02:42 AM
what?! :)
its a play on words hear, heard, get it??:wink:
WhoPoopWrasse
07-02-2008, 11:22 AM
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
Lance
07-02-2008, 10:37 PM
A guy and his wife walk into a bar and take a seat. "Give me a beer and one for the jackass here", the guy says. The bartender gives him a dirty look and serves them the beers. After the first drink, the guy reorders: "One for me and one for my donkey". The bartender has had enough: "Why do you let him talk about you this way?" "Oh", she says: "Hee Haa lways talks to me like that."
sharuq1
07-12-2008, 06:49 AM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8684/fragaz2.jpg<--frag nazi
:lol:
woodcarver
07-12-2008, 06:30 PM
What is the definition of an agnostic,insomniac,dyslexic ?
Some one who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog !
................Dave
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
What do sea monsters eat ?
Fish and ships.
ElGuappo
07-12-2008, 08:07 PM
a man down on his luck is walking along the beach one day, when he comes accross a lamp. sure enough when he rubs it a genie pops out. due to the fact that he is divorced the condition of his 3 wishes is that his EX gets twice what he askes for. wish number one is for a billion dollars. poof he gets a billion dollars and his ex wife has 2 billion. wish number two is for his own island, and poof he gets it and the wife 2. for his third wish he has to stop and ponder what he possibly need after the first two wishes. finall he says "I WANT YOU TO BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH" and.........................
Lance
07-15-2008, 01:37 AM
What do you call an empty jar of CHEEZ WHIZ?
CHEESE was
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