The Most Worthless Thread on Canreef

[Canadbis]

OK we need people to stop posting here so I dont have to hunt it down nd read it. This thread is almost as addicting as reef keeping.....ALMOST

[justinl]

"knock knock"
"whos there?"
"boo"
"boo hoo"



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"your face!"

[Skimmerking]

Well is any one going to ask interrupting cow WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michika]

Interrupting cow who?

[Skimmerking]

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[michika]

Lol!

[Beverly]

What's black and dangerous and sits in a tree?

[Skimmerking]

A acorn :lol: :lol:

[EmilyB]

A acorn :lol: :lol:

"AN" acorn.... :rolleyes: :lol:

[Beverly]

Neither one :razz: Guess again :biggrin:

[Johnny Reefer]

A panther.

[michika]

A crow?

A black bear?

[Beverly]

No and no.

It's a crow with a machine gun.

How can you folks not know that one :lol:

[andestang]

Ha ha, this thread is to funny

OK we need people to stop posting here so I dont have to hunt it down nd read it. This thread is almost as addicting as reef keeping.....ALMOST

I have to agree :p

[justinl]

happy Easter you reefing dirtbags!

[andestang]

oh ya, happy easter

[Der_Iron_Chef]

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Happy Easter! How....cute. I'm going to go bite the ear off a chocolate bunny now to reclaim my masculinity.

[justinl]

I'm going to go bite the ear off a chocolate bunny now to reclaim my masculinity.

... while watching 300 and throwing back a bud

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Heh! Exactly. And practicing my manly "yawp".....

[Beverly]

Hey! I eat the ears first, too. Manly, or just plain chocolate crazy :razz:

Okay. Here's another one...

Why are elephants wrinkled?

[andestang]

One of my kids just sent me:rolleyes:

http://www.canreef.com/photopost/data/500/Easter-card_1.JPG

[michika]

Lol!

[woodcarver]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water?
Ditto............................................. ..........hanging on the wall ?
Ditto .................................................. ....lying in a ditch?
Ditto .................................................. ....lying in leaves?


.........................Dave.
P.S. You should get these Bev :) :)

[Der_Iron_Chef]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the water?
Ditto............................................. ..........hanging on the wall ?
Ditto .................................................. ....lying in a ditch?
Ditto .................................................. ....lying in leaves?


Bob? Art? Uhhh....no idea for the last two!

[woodcarver]

......................Phil.
......................Russell.
......................:) :)


....................Dave

[woodcarver]

*edited*

[Beverly]

Oh, that's a stinker, Dave :razz:

P.S. Didn't get any of the ones you posted :redface:

[Quagmire]

*edited*

[Doug]

:crazyeye: Sheez, I just get back and this creature is another half million posts long. If you guys think I,m going to read all of that,












YOU'RE RIGHT :lol:















Then close it. :twised:

[christyf5]

IBTL :razz:

[MoeReefer]

lying on the floor?

[Jason McK]

18 more posts until 300

J

[Der_Iron_Chef]

No, 17.

[Beverly]

16 more posts until 300.

[michika]

15 now...

[Midknight]

14 and counting.

[marie]

I am not going to help this thread reach 300 you guys are on your own









oh and 13 posts left to go :razz:

[G1GY]

If anyone is waiting for me to say 12........... It's not going to happen.

[Beverly]

11



.....and a cute pic of my new baby Cottontail Rabbit who is about 1.5" tall. Easier than photographing fish by a long shot ;)

http://www.lostmymarblz.com/cc-readytoplay-cottontail-rabbit-baby-on-trike-carrycase-1.jpg

[Midknight]

And again were are down to 10

[Beverly]

Nine.....

(feels like we're counting down to midnight on New Year's Eve :wink: )

[Midknight]

Thats midKnight thak you. And that is 8.
I think it is just you and I Bev.

[Beverly]

Okay, if it's going to be you and I, let's go for it!

Seven!

[woodcarver]

Dissapointed you did not know the "armless" stuff Bev, used to go along with the crow in the tree :):).
How about ; How do you hide an elephant ?


.........................Dave

[michika]

FIVE
:biggrin:

[Beverly]

Dave,

Don't know how to hide an elephant :redface:

Where do you find elephants?

[woodcarver]

Bev,

You paint the bottom of it's feet yellow and put it upside down in a bowl of custard..........................Oh dear :):):)





.........................Dave

[Beverly]

Okay, so you know that answer to your question. How about the answer to mine :razz:

[G1GY]

299

[G1GY]

300!!!


:lol:

[Norstar]

Oh what the heck, 301. This is insanely weird that we are propogating this thread. But man, it's fun!

[Skimmerking]

Remember Just don't tell the MODS that we are Post padding ok ...


lol 302

[justinl]

why are elephants wrinkled? because they're old?

lol i pad nothing. 303

[demon666]

damn i leave for 2 days on page 24 now there is 31 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even over easter we have no shame!!!!!!!

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Shame? I lost that a loooong time ago....

[woodcarver]

Bev , No , where do you find elephants ?


..............................Dave.

[Beverly]

Justin,

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Ever tried to iron one?

Dave,

Q: Where do you find elephants?
A: Depends where you left them.

[Doug]

Remember Just don't tell the MODS that we are Post padding ok ...
lol 302


:sleeping:

[danny zubot]

Where was I when this started?

[demon666]

ok do we have any fishermen or fisherwomen here?

[Joe Reefer]

I fish. :biggrin:

[justinl]

go fish?

[fishmaster]

Hardcore fisherman

[christyf5]

I used to experiment on fish :razz:

[demon666]

I used to experiment on fish :razz:


lol what type of experiments are we talking here???? or do i want to know????


hey lando where is a good pike lake that i can fish from shore/dock that isnt too far away from us?????

[demon666]

Hardcore fisherman

let me guess fly fisher??????? river steelhead and salmon????

[Der_Iron_Chef]

I just re-aquascaped everything and I'm nervous. Wheee. Uhhhh. *sigh*

[Skimmerking]

I fish. :biggrin:

The only fishing Lando Does is in his fish tank fishing for his 6 line :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Skimmerking]

DANGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T DRINK THE WATER.......................

FISH PEE IN IT:drinking: :drinking:



rolMFAO

[BMW Rider]

DANGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T DRINK THE WATER.......................

FISH PEE IN IT:drinking: :drinking:



rolMFAO

Worse than that, they have sex in it.

[Skimmerking]

Well actually I wanted to say that with the right word ,but its not allowed on here.. it sounds more straight forward......

straight to the point:mrgreen:

[fishmaster]

let me guess fly fisher??????? river steelhead and salmon???? I do it all, steelhead right now though. I mainly fish gear in the winter and flyfish in the summer. Steelhead fishing has been insane this year.
Shaun

[BCOrchidGuy]

Sucks over here, the Vedder has been flooded out more often than not... I've got a 9wt Spey that just hasn't even come out of the case this year... oh well there will be springs in the fall.

Doug

[fishmaster]

Sucks over here, the Vedder has been flooded out more often than not... I've got a 9wt Spey that just hasn't even come out of the case this year... oh well there will be springs in the fall.

Doug

Doug, when the Vedder is out, you should be fishing in your backyard! Not exactly spey water, but I've heard the Alouette has been good this year.
Shaun.

[demon666]

sweet id love to go fly fishing for steelhead nothing over here is open yet that i know of...... no steel head here anyway......... and not much of a fly fisherman any way just going to try it out this year for the first time.... bought the fly rod like 6 yrs ago and never tried it out...... should be fun:mrgreen:

[KrazyKuch]

I can't believe this thing is still going

[fishmaster]

sweet id love to go fly fishing for steelhead nothing over here is open yet that i know of...... no steel head here anyway......... and not much of a fly fisherman any way just going to try it out this year for the first time.... bought the fly rod like 6 yrs ago and never tried it out...... should be fun:mrgreen:

You guys have unreal fly fishing for trout out there, Bow river ect...

[demon666]

ive heard that but im too far away to hit the bow just for a few hours..... a few hour drive for a few hours of fishing not worth it......... its worth it for a day trip for sure!!!!!!

[andsoitgoes]

so, a fish walks into the bar - looks around, goes up to the bartender and says "HOw the heck did you get everything to stay down??"

lame, I know - but it looked like there needed to be some extra zing from the GVRD! :P

[justinl]

kevin i can't believe you thought it would die? have you seen this monster? it's like our baby, we're not gonna neglect it... no, not even for five minutes... oooh shiny red ball... *runs off*

[demon666]

lol ya kev i need something to do all day when im sitting at home... one can only twiddel ones thumb for so long

[michika]

I need something to entertain me too!
Likewise I can also only put off writing my paper for so long until its the only thing left to do!

[demon666]

lol cathrine read ur pms

[justinl]

as a guy who is very easily amu... oooh shiny red ball *scamper scamper*

[justinl]

...sed, you can trust me: twiddling thumbs is a great way to procrastinate while (not) writing papers. It really poses a problem when your twiddling during a final exam. canreef is of course much better if you got a computer. I really oughta go study. meh.

[demon666]

coem on justinl you can do both twiddel and study but ya got to put down the red shinney ball first:mrgreen:

[michika]

Nothing like having Canreef up while in class, making sure to snatch up any and all good deals that come up in the buy/sell forums just momets after they've been posted!

I heart Canreef and all the diversions it provides...

Oh yeah that paper, so not close to being done... due in 12 hours too!

[justinl]

NOOO MY SHINY RED BALLLLL!!! YOU NO HAVE!!!! grrrrrrrrrrr:mad:

*twitch. twitch*

what? i don't have OCD. or AD... ooohhhh shiny red ball..... *scamper*

[justinl]

...d

[demon666]

nooooo my shiney red ball

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Oh dear.

[justinl]

incase anyone is wondering what the hell im talking about.... ooh shiny red ball *run run run*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhj8_99HLJQ

[fishmaster]

ha,ha, pretty darn funny:lol: Oh, and I was wondering what the hell you were talking about!!!

[MoeReefer]

that is awsome
hahahahaha

i love this tread

[Der_Iron_Chef]

The tread on my tires is wearing pretty thin.

[justinl]

the leprechauns did it

[Murminator]

Who Farted??

[Skimmerking]

I USED TO BE all messed up on Drugs , now I'm all messed up on the LORD

lol

Cheech and Chong:drinking: :shocked!:

[demon666]

wow this thread is dead today were loosen er captian

[justinl]

Jack! Ill never let go Jack!

*...pries jack's dead frozen fingers off the board*

[Skimmerking]

You can never take Jack alive not you or the world...:mrgreen:

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Mwaa haa haaaa.





Sorry. I couldn't resist.

[rigger11]

This thread is dieing fast, or is already dead.

[Midknight]

He's dead Jim, You grab his wallett and I'll get his Phaser.

[Doug]

:puppydog:

[Der_Iron_Chef]

The Flames are USELESS. Grrrr.....

[justinl]

go canucks go!

[Quagmire]

The Flames are USELESS. Grrrr.....

HAHAHA I turned the game on and the first think I saw was the shot clock 14-42.Turned it off again

[rigger11]

Haha! Way to go flames! And you all thought the Oilers sucked! Haha!

[draco]

keep the post ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beverly]

OMG! See what happens when a person is gone for a week :eek: But 36 pages - you folks have been busy :mrgreen:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish"

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

[Quagmire]

Hey Bev only 968 more posts and you're at 5000 :mrgreen:

[Beverly]

Well, I'd better make some of it up in this thread :biggrin:

Anybody birdwatching now that spring has sprung? We live in a high density neighbourhood just west of downtown just about a block north of Jasper Ave (main street). There's lots of traffic all around us, but we can still see and hear the birds :)

Spring always brings the crows - I love 'em, the gulls - they're so-so, and the robins - which aren't singing that much these days. The chickadees are around all year, and we saw a trio of them this evening. Looked like two males were trying to get lucky with a female. She was doing her best to stay ahead of them, and kept flying from branch to branch and from tree to tree. I guess rush hour isn't the best time for mating, even for chickadees.

Then there are the hares that are here all winter too, though of course, they aren't birds, but they're cool to see so close to downtown :)

[Doug]

Here you go Christy. Just for you. :mrgreen:




:lol: :lol: :lol:

[christyf5]

Ugh, I hated this thread. Keep it buried. :razz:

[danny zubot]

Oh no you didn't! Here we go again.

[Jason McK]

HAHA

Look at this. The Mods are resurrecting this flogged mess:drinking: :B-fly:

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Post padding is SO April 2007.

[justinl]

oh look at that! a zombie thread! lol awesome, pad pad pad.

[christyf5]

Alrighty then, 110 to go to 5K :biggrin:

[Doug]

Ugh, I hated this thread. Keep it buried. :razz:

You have da power, girl. :lol:

[christyf5]

Oh sure, make me the bad guy :razz:

[Doug]

HAHA

Look at this. The Mods are resurrecting this flogged mess:drinking: :B-fly:

"was'nt me" :lol:

[Doug]

Oh sure, make me the bad guy :razz:


:mrgreen:

IBTL

[Quagmire]

Only 101 more posts to catch the profilux thread, again :mrgreen:

[Jason McK]

"was'nt me" :lol:

Ya it was the trouble maker :)

J

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Ugh, I hated this thread. Keep it buried. :razz:

I take no responsibility, either. I tried to entertain with as many cheesy jokes in your other thread as possible :wink:

[christyf5]

I take no responsibility, either. I tried to entertain with as many cheesy jokes in your other thread as possible :wink:


I must say, I did enjoy that thread :wink:

[Chaloupa]

and that joke by Roderick was too freakin funny....OMG I was laughin so hard...sent it to many people....

[MikeP]

Hey, has anybody seen that really long worthless thread anywhe.....oh nevermind.

Pad:)

[michika]

Good good, now I have something to entertain myself with on these long summer days!

[Reefer Rob]

I'm baaaaaaaaack.

[andsoitgoes]

oh it ALMOST went to 2 months. Blasted, Doug!

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Hey, has anybody seen that really long worthless thread anywhe.....oh nevermind.

Pad:)

Mwaa ha ha.

So, what's everyone doing for St. Paddy's Day? :rolleyes:

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Hey! Let's break the world record! Only 166, 616 posts to go!

"As of the time of writing, I saw that Kenny Sia’s blog post entitled “an unfortunate accident” posted 18th May 2007 has had 947 comments in 7 days, from 18th May 3.20am up to 25th May 11.42pm. This could be a record for a Malaysian blog.

Then I wondered, what is the most commented blog or forum thread in the world?

According to Jason Kottke in March 2006:

He’s seen 1000+ comment threads on Dooce and that posts on political blogs like Daily Kos probably have consistently more than 1000+ comments.

MetaFilter’s longest thread, posted 24th August 2001, entitled “metafilter parody” had 1729 comments, starting 24th August 2001 until commenting was finally closed on 20th September 2002, more than a year later.

The Matrix Reloaded thread at his blog posted 15th May 2003 had 1,767 comments in 6 months. It had to be spanned into 2 threads because the blogging software he used (Movable Type) was “beginning to buckle under the pressure”.

Engadget’s “It’s our 2nd birthday and we’re giving you the presents!” post on 7th March 2006 at 1.11pm attracted 3,324 comments. The first comment was posted 2 minutes after the blog posting and the last 24 hours later, 8th March 2006, 1.24pm. Amazing.

Slashdot’s thread at the end of the 2004 US Presidential Elections entitled “Kerry Concedes Election To Bush“, posted 3rd November 2004 at 12.39 pm got an astounding 5,687 comments, with the last one coming in more than 2 weeks later, on the 18th November at 11.24 am.

However, the mother of all comment threads is apparently the SpyMac forum thread which seems to have “about 167,000 comments.” However, it looks as if it’s just a number game there, as it was apparently a deliberate attempt to set the record for the world’s longest discussion thread ever."

[justinl]

lol world record? hell yeah im up for that. but let's do this legit! lol titus will probably com back, see our diabolical plan, and shut down canreef... or at least this thread

[Doug]

:rofl:


OK, so to make it worthwhile, I read this morning the Flames are hiring Mr. Mike. :mrgreen:

[danny zubot]

Ya, I just heard about that. Could be good, could be bad. But something definately had to be done.

[Midknight]

Ya, I just heard about that. Could be good, could be bad. But something definately had to be done.

Why? Did he really need a job that badly? :lol:

[SuperFudge]

This thread is closed.
















Owell, i tried.

[Doug]

Hey, who did that. :cry:

[christyf5]

It was Marc! He even said he was doing it!! :eek:

Virtual Lynch Mob!!!!!! :razz:

[danny zubot]

Why? Did he really need a job that badly? :lol:

I guess so, but I think is has more to do with the Flame's road record last year.

[Doug]

Hmmm, :scatter: Something fishy going on here.