Simpson Quotes.. Who said it!!

[muck]

"Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!"

[christyf5]

Geez thats a no brainer! Homer.



"My doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger outta there"

(another no brainer but one of my fave quotes :razz:)

[muck]

Ralph Wiggum



"I stand by my racial slur."

[christyf5]

Heh, that has got to be Mayor Quimby.

"we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back."

[muck]

Police Chief Wiggum?

[christyf5]

nope :razz:

[muck]

oh oh.. I remember that episode now.

Frozen Mr. Burns.. It was SMithers!!


"Serving the customer is merriment enough for me. Thank you, come again. See? Most enjoyable."

(You'll have this in a few seconds Christy..:mrgreen: )

[danny zubot]

Mr. Smithers?

[christyf5]

Sheesh.

Apu Nahassapeemapetalon (thank you come again!)

"A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green blow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner."

[danny zubot]

Crap you beat me!

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Oooo!! OOooo!!! Apu!

Here's one of my favorites:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

[muck]

Mr. Burns

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Nope,

But Mr Burns was the one beofre that (healthy glow)

[fortheloveofcrabs]

I mean yes, but no... well, this is too fast for me. Yes to hers, no to mine... Sigh... too fast....

[christyf5]

Ralph Wiggum (damn he had some gooders!)

"There's no justice like angry-mob justice. "

[muck]

Pauli's is Ralph Wiggum

[muck]

Christys is got to be Carl or Lenny

Edit: Going to go with Lenny

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Good quote: Skinner!

Here's an easy one:

"No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'"

[muck]

ok that one i know...

Sideshow Bob



"Oh, golly, if that doesn't put the shaz in shazam. Oh listen, what's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it on my income taxes?"

[christyf5]

Thats got to be Ned-diddly-ed Flanders!

"I was saying Boo-urns!"

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Good 'old Ned!

Here's one:


"This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."

[christyf5]

Good old Reverend Lovejoy!


How about the "boo-urns" one?

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Hot diggidy you guys are fast

Moleman!

Great quote! Cool thread!

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Okay, an easy one:

Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
A date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
Sears catalog. [ding]
Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

[christyf5]

Bwhahahah! Moe Sizlak the bartender! :biggrin:

[muck]

Moe

dang - Forgot to press my buzzer.

[christyf5]

Oops sorry, thats me.

"Once again, my underwear has become entangled in a cowcatcher"

[muck]

comic-book guy



"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."


Easy one but one of my favs.. :mrgreen:

[christyf5]

man I think we need to get outside away from the television more eh? :wink:

[christyf5]

comic-book guy



"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."


Easy one but one of my favs.. :mrgreen:

Homer. Dang that was easy

"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot"

[Joe Reefer]

U R Gay. Hahaha

[fortheloveofcrabs]

riiiiight


Grandpa


"Well let me ask you this: shut up"

(seems righ, en?)

[muck]

riiiiight


Grandpa


"Well let me ask you this: shut up"

(seems righ, en?)

Chief Wiggum



"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff."

[christyf5]

U R Gay. Hahaha

Homer.

I wasn't sure if you were making a commentary on our thread or trying to participate :razz:

[muck]

U R Gay. Hahaha

Homer... looking at the Globe :lol:

[christyf5]

Chief Wiggum



"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff."

Ooh a tough one. Moe.

"On closer inspection, these are loafers"

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Moe

here's one:

"I think this vessel could do at least warp 5"

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Wolfcastle, right?

[christyf5]

Wolfcastle, right?

Yep:biggrin:

[fortheloveofcrabs]

warp 5 anyone? It's a little tricky, it's not a regular character.

[christyf5]

Moe

here's one:

"I think this vessel could do at least warp 5"

Leonard Nimoy.


"I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die"

[muck]

"I think this vessel could do at least warp 5"

"Yes, and may I say, "May the Force be with you." :lol:

[muck]

Moe... C?

[christyf5]

Nope :biggrin:

[muck]

Smithers



See my post above for the next one.. :p

[Midknight]

So are we going for a record... Most post per hour? :lol:

[muck]

"Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!"

[psuedo]

Apu??

[muck]

Apu??
Yes :mrgreen:

[psuedo]

your damned if you do, and your damed if you don't

[muck]

Bart




"Wow, look at him go. You're the real Lord of the Dance, Homer."

[christyf5]

Bono (and lame I might add :razz:)

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"

[muck]

Jebediah Springfield




"Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay... "

[christyf5]

Bwhahahaha, Kent Brockman (I loved that episode :razz:)
"Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it. "

[Joe Reefer]

This has become The Muck & Christyf5 Show.:mrgreen:

[christyf5]

What can I say, we were bored :razz:

[DanG]

Bwhahahaha, Kent Brockman (I loved that episode :razz:)
"Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it. "


That's a Lenny quote.



"My eyes, the goggles do nothing!"

[Murminator]

That's a Lenny quote.



"My eyes, the goggles do nothing!"

radioactiveman



"No, the man and his boy. Ya know. The boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man. "

[christyf5]

Haha that one was just on last night. Ex-President George Bush. :biggrin:

"Way to breathe, No-breath"

[midgetwaiter]

The loafers quote was from Ranier Wolfcastle

[DanG]

Haha that one was just on last night. Ex-President George Bush. :biggrin:

"Way to breathe, No-breath"

Jimbo, from when bart sold his soul to Milhouse for 5 bucks.




"they call them fingers but I never see them fing. Oh wait, there they go."

[muck]

Otto



****: Are we there yet?
****: No
****: Are we there yet?
****: No
****: Are we there yet?
****: No
****: ........Where are we going?

[christyf5]

That has to be Grandpa. Good thing you put the whole quote :razz:

"The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned."

[muck]

Nelson.. :lol:



Another of my favorites..


"Ah! My heart just stopped! .... Ahh there it goes."

[christyf5]

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

That'd be Barney :razz:

"I can't go to Juvie! They use guys like me as currency!"

[muck]

Milhouse



"Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool."

[DanG]

Nelson.. :lol:



Another of my favorites..


"Ah! My heart just stopped! .... Ahh there it goes."


Mr Burns.

[DanG]

Milhouse



"Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool."


That's Lou.


"Who keeps down the electric car"

[Geofrog]

The stonecutters.

"You've finally made a monkey out of me."

[muck]

Troy McLure


Glad to see more people are joining in.. :mrgreen:




"It was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too."

[fortheloveofcrabs]

The Apes from Troy's play!

"Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza"

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Marge is celery!

[muck]

"Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza"


Lionel Hutz




"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

[fortheloveofcrabs]

Skinner!

Here's a double whammy name both people!

#1: sending some outgoing mail?
#2: You know it!
#1: Yeah, I think I'll send some tomorrow.
#2: I hear that!

(I guess I'm not the only one that reads canrref with my morning coffee!)

(oops!!)

[muck]

Skinner!

nope :mrgreen:

[AJ_77]

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Ralphie!

OK -
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."

. . . . . .

[christyf5]

Bart

" I also like that Sex in the City. None of those girls looks like my wife."

[jvision]

Quimby

:Clear!
:Mm-mm
:Clear!
:More
:Clear!
:OK

[christyf5]

nope :wink:

[muck]

Chief Wiggum.




"Oh, Papa Homer! You are so learn-ed!"

[Geofrog]

Pepe

"You'll work off that cake in the acid mines."

[christyf5]

Homer.

"She had gossamer hair, limpid eyes and the rack of an angel"

[Canadbis]

Homer.

"She had gossamer hair, limpid eyes and the rack of an angel"
Was that Moe talking about Edna?
I hope so here is mine

"Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies"

[Geofrog]

Was that Moe talking about Edna?
I hope so here is mine

"Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies"

Is it Jon Lovitz character as "The Critic" Can't remember his name tough.

Anyways, here's mine:

"Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?"

[muck]

"Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies"

Comic Book Guy


"Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?"

Scully (X-Files)





"The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth."

[christyf5]

Homer.

"More testicles mean more iron" :razz:

[Matt]

Homer.

"More testicles mean more iron" :razz:Lunchlady?

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

[AJ_77]

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
Homer to Lisa.


"Rise to vote, sir."

. . . .


"Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."

. . . .

[Xtasia]

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?"

[muck]

"Rise to vote, sir."
Comic Book Guy

"Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."
Mr. Burns




"Hi, my name's ******. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes' "

[christyf5]

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?"

Bwahaha that must be the less often seen Simpson, Jessica :razz:



"Hi, my name's ******. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes' "


Moe.


"Man. I guess this story has a happy ending. Just like my last massage."

[muck]

Otto


"Duh...Stay out of Riverdale!"

[christyf5]

Bwhahaha, sounds like the Archie comics characters made a trip to Springfield. With the duh, I'd have to say that'd be Moose.

Man I loved those comics as a kid.....:razz:



"No, you got the wrong number. This is nine-one....two."

[muck]

Wiggum.




"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun"

[christyf5]

Homer


"Why, here's a fellow. Wiry. Fast. Firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me. "

[muck]

hehe... I love this thread. :lol:


Mr. Burns talking about Santa's Little Helper.



"Do you want fries with that?"

[christyf5]

hehe... I love this thread. :lol:

Me, 2 minutes ago :razz:

[Matt]

OK, no cheating with the Internet: How many jobs has Homer had?

Safety Supervisor @ the SPP, of course...

[muck]

OK, no cheating with the Internet: How many jobs has Homer had?

Safety Supervisor @ the SPP, of course...

34ish??

[christyf5]

"Do you want fries with that?"

Either the teenager with the crackly voice, or Homer when he worked at the Gulp n Blow (my pet name for McDonalds :razz:) before he married Marge.

[muck]

Where did this presumed Teenager work?

[christyf5]

Krusty burger?

[muck]

Yah. Was looking for Pimplely-Faced Kid but close enough.. :lol:

[christyf5]

Well next time I'll look it up on the 'net and give you the proper response :razz: