top 10 sayings that would get you slapped in the real world

[christyf5]

Nice clam!!

:razz:

[Delphinus]

"Have you seen her wrasse?? You should check it out, it's awesome!!!"

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

"My brain's bigger than your brain!"

Anthony

[Delphinus]

"Are your nipples pointed upwards?"

(On your metal halides of course!!!)

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

"Oh yeah!! Well FRAG U too!!! Motherfragger!!" (going too far :question: )

[ruck'n'reefer]

Where did you get crabs from?

[G1GY]

That's one BIG clam you got there! :biggrin:

[Richer]

"A few reefers and I are going to a meet."

-Rich

[digitalsteve]

"try trimming that hair algae back before you suffocate your clam!"

steve

[AndyL]

"Hey baby, wanna see my eel?"

LMAO

[Murminator]

Check out her TANG !!!!!

[Murminator]

EWWWW her tang is covered with ick !!!!!


:rofl: This is too funny !!!

[kari]

Clam snails are a bad thing right?

I got slapped by the office clerk at work when I asked her to look at my nipples and tell me if they look the same. (plumbing/quick connect)

Lesson - don't do this at the work place.

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

"I'll show you mine if you'll show me your's." (tank that is)

At home:

"Yes dear. I just spent $500 on rock, but its live."

or the ever-popular:

"Yes, you heard me right. I paid $30 plus tax for ONE shrimp." (fire)

Anthony

[Bob I]

Your wrasse is wayyy bigger than hers :exclaim: :biggrin:

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

"I'd like to pay for 3 damsels right now, no better make that 6 damsels. I'm feeling rich today :lol: "

Anthony

[Invigor]

"I'm going to my reef club meeting officer, I was in a hurry so all the good stuff wasn't taken before I got there!"

[Delphinus]

"Let me tell you about my KISS strategy!!"

[Scavenger]

You should really crop that hair around your wrasse hole.

If you took better care of your clam, it might open up now and then.

[wayner]

Mu cucumber is all shrivelled up :eek:

[ruck'n'reefer]

I am still trying to find a cleaner wrasse!

[Scavenger]

If you said this at the office, the slapping you'd get for this would be into handcuffs not to mention fired. :razz:

Listen, when I do my skimming, I find it's always best to do it off the surface. You get more out of the system that way. The trick is to keep it quiet, so nobody hears it.

[EmilyB]

You really need to clean the end of your probe !

[Buccaneer]

You really need to clean the end of your probe !


ewwww :eek:

[AJ_77]

"Your kalk is dripping."

[AJ_77]

"I haven't measured, but I'm pretty sure I get better penetration with my nipples upright."

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

"Do you like it parallel or perpendicular?" (MHs that is)

[G1GY]

Want to come over and see my cucumber!?! :biggrin: (Sea cucumber that is.)

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

"Oh my god, my sea apples are blue & red!"

[G1GY]

"Are your nipples pointed upwards?"

(On your metal halides of course!!!)

Got two nipples for a dime? :lol:

[G1GY]

If you were a dwarf angel, you'd probably say I got a big wrasse.

[Willow]

these are going downhill fast...

[christyf5]

thats the idea :wink:

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

From a recent posting...

"I've got crabs. Can you take a closer look at 'em & tell me if they're hairy?"

[ruck'n'reefer]

I have green balls attached to my rocks, is that bad?

[Cap'n]

I like to suck crap out of the water with a turkey baster.

[ruck'n'reefer]

that female clown is a carpet licker

[megatron_55]

"When I touch the flaps of my clam . . . it shrivels and squirts :eek: "

(T.CrOcEa) :mrgreen: . . . DiD i WiN?! :lol: . . . I kNoW i MaDe YoU LaUgH!!

[ruck'n'reefer]

Ya but how does your clam smell? I 've smelled some serious funk on mine!!! Must not have been that healthy!

[christyf5]

:rofl:

[Bob I]

"When I touch the flaps of my clam . . . it shrivels and squirts :eek: "

(T.CrOcEa) :mrgreen: . . . DiD i WiN?! :lol: . . . I kNoW i MaDe YoU LaUgH!!

:rofl: :smilecol: Yup that is the first one that made me laugh out loud.

[Chad]

"When I touch the flaps of my clam . . . it shrivels and squirts :eek: "

(T.CrOcEa) :mrgreen: . . . DiD i WiN?! :lol: . . . I kNoW i MaDe YoU LaUgH!!

:rofl: :smilecol: Yup that is the first one that made me laugh out loud.

Yeah, I laughed on that one too. Good one for sure :biggrin: :lol:

[Willow]

my standpipe sucks when it should really be swallowing :mrgreen:

[G1GY]

my standpipe sucks when it should really be swallowing :mrgreen:

I've heard that's perfectly acceptable these days under Canadian law! :eek:


You go man! :lol:

[Delphinus]

my standpipe sucks when it should really be swallowing :mrgreen:

This one reminds me of a signature I used to have on boards and emails a longgggg time ago.

"Winter sucks!!! I need a good blow! (Speaking of in terms of sailing ... why, what did you think I meant?)"

That's definitely one that will get you slapped outside of sailing circles .... :lol:

[Willow]

i used to have a bumper sticker in my cube at work that said "mean girls suck, nice girls"... anyhow my boss stole it.. bastage

[Zerandise]

"I don't know but I have had success baiting crabs with a combination of mysis and blender mush, stuck in an old ladies' stocking"

Said in a post on this board today lol

[G1GY]

Wanna come over and see my kalk drip? :lol:

[BMW Rider]

My brain is a large open one, while yours is a small closed one.