What's going on in the car forums today?

[Delphinus]

Saw this on another board, and had to share it over here. :biggrin:
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What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

[Quinn]

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.


Some of those are hilarious, but this one is my favorite. :lol:

[Samw]

Well, the closest on there to what I drive is the DSM. And yes, I did have to get a new transmission.

[Invigor]

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

haha.

I like the civic/mustang one too...seems to be the thing in Regina. Crotch rockets are huge too..there's like..19/20 crotch rockets at the motorcycle parking at the university... :| How do kids afford a $14k bike AND goto school?! :rolleyes:

[Quinn]

I went to high school with a kid with a Corvette... hooray for oil money.

[EmilyB]

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)


Bwahahahahaha :lol:

[AndyL]

How do kids afford a $14k bike AND goto school?! :rolleyes:
T'is not the kids paying for them...

Wife an I are currently warring about this sort of thing (luckily we have 8-10 years to work out the solution). My kid's probably going to be the only one in town who won't be handed a car when she turns 18 (or 16...).

Andy

[Invigor]

I love bikes, I've been riding them since I was 10 :D I'm 21 now, and makes me jealous that the silly punks that DO get to ride them are all ninny and think stunting is doing wheelies and endos. I'll give it to ya tho when you do a 5 block wheelie. those are neat. or do a wheelie down the freeway and wave to the kid in the car next to ya, lol. www.stuntlife.com

There's a cbr 600f4i that's like 4 houses down from me, and I've seen him ride his bike TWICE all summer!! give it to meeeee!!

[Cap'n]

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.


So true, so true...
I have 3 friends with 2 RX7's each.

[AndyL]

I'm getting the shakes... it's been so long since i've gone for a ride... My wife now forbids the bikes - thinks they're too dangerous - and she saw pictures of the damage from loosing the front tire on a 85 interceptor 1000 while I was going a WEEEE bit over the speed limit in the twisties by golden. After that incident I decided cruisers were more for me :) Keeps the speeds down anyway.

What that list truly lacks is any of the british cars... Christ I could go on forever about the stupid electric problems on the old Minis, MGBs, triumphs. And don't get me started on Jeeps or Ladas ;)

Andy