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Myka
10-02-2015, 11:31 PM
So, this post:

I went to the dollar store yesterday and thought about buying panty hose. Felt like such creeper looking at that section :redface:

Got me thinking. There are some odd things I've had to buy in the past that were embarrassing, such as:

Once upon a time I worked on a horse breeding farm, and I was sent to Shoppers Drug Mart to pick up the "special order". You shoulda seen the check out lady's face when I set down a 1 gallon jug of KY Jelly, a giant box of enemas, and a pack of chewing gum. I just smiled. :eek:
Madreefer
10-03-2015, 04:48 AM
Ok now this site is soooo lacking. Last year the group of guys on here would of ran with your post Mindy. I don't get emberassed buying anything. I make up some rediculous story and usually leave the till with the clerk crying they laugh so hard. It's fun buying odd things.
SeaHorse_Fanatic
10-03-2015, 05:39 AM
Asking my mom for her old ripped panty hose was a little weird:redface:
gregzz4
10-04-2015, 01:26 AM
Surely going through the Walmart checkout with a couple gallon jugs of vinegar, a couple gallon jugs of epsom salts, and a few kilos of baking soda must raise a few eyebrows ....
I'm sure anyone who doesn't know any better would think you're building a bomb :lol:
spit.fire
10-04-2015, 01:31 AM
5l or hydrogen peroxide
Scrub brushes
Razor blades
10 chocolate bars
A lighter
Myka
10-04-2015, 02:44 AM
Ok now this site is soooo lacking. Last year the group of guys on here would of ran with your post Mindy. I don't get emberassed buying anything. I make up some rediculous story and usually leave the till with the clerk crying they laugh so hard. It's fun buying odd things.

Last year? Try 3 years ago. Those were the days. :D

Yeah, share a story!!
gregzz4
10-04-2015, 02:47 AM
Ok now this site is soooo lacking
So, make us laugh, or surprise us Bill
We're ready for some new input ...
Madreefer
10-04-2015, 04:20 PM
I went as a gorilla for Halloween back in my "bar years". I thought the costume was lacking and needed an accessory. So I went to an adult store and purchased an extremely big black add on. The freind I went there with ended up leaving the store and going to wait in the car cuz I kept calling him honey. Than it was off to the hardware store to figure out some way to attatch it to the costume, but I did'nt bring the costume. The man did'nt know how to react when said I needed to build something so it stayed in place. The shocked look on peoples faces is the funniest parts when buying odd things.
That big black thing was involved in alot of jokes for a few years as it would get hidden in peoples houses or in their cars. Growing up my freinds and myself were like the idiots from the Jackass movies.
Myka
10-04-2015, 05:15 PM
^ :lol: That's awesome!!!
Myka
11-25-2015, 02:31 AM
Need more silly stories...
gregzz4
11-25-2015, 03:23 AM
Need more silly stories...
So a Bear walks into a Dollar store

Oops, NM, no more silly stories

I'm sure asking the pharmacist for lanthanum chloride or chloroquine phosphate must raise a few eyebrows
Myka
11-25-2015, 12:59 PM
I'm sure asking the pharmacist for lanthanum chloride or chloroquine phosphate must raise a few eyebrows

I'm not sure you would find a pharmacist that would give you CP without a prescription. I'm not sure what LC is normally used for, does a pharmacy even have it?
Proteus
11-25-2015, 01:47 PM
Lc has very little uses.. Mainly a floculant
ponokareefer
11-25-2015, 03:15 PM
Going into a vet to get antibiotics to treat my anemone's infection. That raised a few eyebrows as the vet wanted to discuss it in front of his other staff.

Then went to the pharmacy to get the prescription. The staff were a little confused when the note from the vet said it was to treat an anemone.

I'm not sure if anyone really believed me at either place, but I got the prescription. Unfortunately, the anemone didn't live.