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Doug
11-28-2013, 08:56 PM
:der:

Just dont give me anymore utility knives. Nothing past a butter knife. Cutting access hole in gyprock and got the finger next to the two I cut removing the overflow the other night. Blood on my gyprock.

GOOD GRIEF. How did I work 31 yrs. in a dangerous heavy industry without a scratch.

OK, I poured a whiskey and going to watch the Cowboys & Raiders.

SeaHorse_Fanatic
11-28-2013, 09:20 PM
I think you have the sequence of events wrong.

Poured whiskey.
Drank whiskey.
Cut self.
Type on Canreef.
Watch football game.

Doug
11-28-2013, 10:00 PM
Ha ha. What a bunch of crap football. Lions thump the Packers. Now Raiders beating the daylights outta Cowboys..What the heck.


Guess I will go back to my corona and cutting my fingers off....:lol:

kien
11-28-2013, 10:20 PM
:der:

Just dont give me anymore utility knives. Nothing past a butter knife. Cutting access hole in gyprock and got the finger next to the two I cut removing the overflow the other night. Blood on my gyprock.

have you tried not being a klutz ?

Doug
11-28-2013, 10:30 PM
have you tried not being a klutz ?

In my genetics.

pinkreef
11-28-2013, 11:02 PM
:laluot_14:

StirCrazy
11-29-2013, 12:06 AM
In my genetics.

hmm Brad and his electrical skills, you and your slicing skills..:mrgreen:

Steve

LoJack
11-29-2013, 01:49 AM
In my genetics.

I'll remind Cliffy to be careful tonight lol

mike31154
11-29-2013, 02:49 AM
They play football in the US too? I seem to have lost my utility knife, do you have one to spare? I prefer to cut myself with a sharp kitchen knife.

intarsiabox
11-29-2013, 03:00 AM
Don't feel bad, last time I was at Syncrude they had to ban utility knives from site because of all the accidents. The good news is that they now sell safety utility knives!

Doug
11-29-2013, 03:10 AM
I'll remind Cliffy to be careful tonight lol


LOL He,s no where as bad as his papa. Now, one of my granddaughters may be....LOL. I think my family was cursed by a leprechaun back in Ireland....LOLOL

Tell him Im spending all his inheritance on fishy stuff..:D

Doug
11-29-2013, 03:15 AM
hmm Brad and his electrical skills, you and your slicing skills..:mrgreen:

Steve


Thats why we have an electrical engineer for a friend.....:mrgreen:

LoJack
11-29-2013, 03:32 AM
Tell him Im spending all his inheritance on fishy stuff..:D


Already done lol, he got a good laugh over it haha

Doug
11-29-2013, 03:51 AM
Already done lol, he got a good laugh over it haha



:high5:

brotherd
11-29-2013, 03:52 AM
Pics or it didn't happen lol!

Doug
11-29-2013, 03:58 AM
Pics or it didn't happen lol!
There is a pic in my journal with some blood on the gyprock, but not much..:lol:
Hah. My fingers are bandaged.


Already done lol, he got a good laugh over it haha

Tell him he gets the truck...:biggrin:

toytech
11-29-2013, 04:03 AM
Butter knives are silent killers , mine are from ikea and cut flesh like laser beams . Ive cut myself more with those damn things than with my razor sharp pocket knife I use several times a day. I only get those circles of paper and crayons now
this laptop has too many corners for me so im off to bed.

Doug
11-29-2013, 04:51 AM
Mine are pretty dull. Good for spreading peannie butter...:D.. We had a new set of those knives in a wooden block. Expensive and very sharp set. I donated them to the hospice kitchen here as they had none that were very good.

SanguinesDream
11-29-2013, 05:10 AM
I think you have the sequence of events wrong.

Poured whiskey.
Drank whiskey.
Cut self.
Type on Canreef.
Watch football game.

:spit: